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Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity

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Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« on: May 28, 2009, 07:18:56 AM »
He is going on 30! One day there will be a movie about his virginity. Featuring LAUREN! mu haha hah ah aha ahahahah

NOTE: Lauren is a girl he used to hang out with who had a s3x change to become a man, tkoold drove her to do this.

This song is for you tkoold!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLuj1b6xvKQ[/youtube]

Tkoold has had alot of girls in his life. Connie, Lauren, Crystal, Lotion Girl and a bunch of other random girls too he has met over the years. And will in future years. Tkoold just likes to talk about himself and pity himself in self loathing. I wonder how bad he does it on WOW, glad im not on there! LOL

He wont ever stop being the way he is, no matter how much advice we give him. So stay the same tkoold. It is a pity you dont talk about Sailor Moon as much, at least that obsession was self defining. Now your just EMO, dragged along by a girl you think your in love with. YES AGAIN, tkoold falls in love with every girl. He will lie and tell you its different this time, but its not.

Hes just a confuzed little 16 year old girl.  [point] Atleast you have the 4m to vent, and we have the 4m to poke fun at you.  :poked:

What you need is another trip to the strip club... too bad you will give an excuse of no money.  [pico]






Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2009, 10:59:38 AM »
That was kind of harsh... TKoolD will meet the right women, it might just take him a little longer than most...maybe a lot longer, but hey, even Steve Carrell's character in 40 Year Old Virgin got some, so there's still hope TKoolD!
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Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2009, 02:39:57 PM »
fw wanted a 3rd tkoold topic, and its not too harsh!! what tkoold does to himself is harsh!
 
anyway, rememeber that the 40 year old virgin was just a movie, make believe. this is real life.. and we all know what happends in real life  [arape]

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Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2009, 03:36:15 PM »
If I was [tkoold], I'd be angry at this topic and then go to a brothel.
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Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2009, 03:53:11 PM »
Then the topic would technicaly be nul and void.
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Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2009, 06:05:57 PM »
Yarly, if I couldn't get laid, I'd pay for it. No questions. LOL.

And FU KINJO. I liked Ouran... ):

(Being an Otomen sucks... ;___;)


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Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2009, 06:09:41 PM »
If I was [tkoold] , I'd be angry at this topic and then go to a brothel.

then this topic would suceed  [cow]

Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2009, 06:12:22 PM »
If he'd just dance like this guy: [mage] and drink like these guys: [drink] then  [zomgnoes] he'd be these guys: [spot]
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Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2009, 06:29:07 PM »
Maybe he can get a job moving furniture, good way to meet the ladies AND get in shape. It's a win win. I couldn't do it, I hate moving...
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Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2009, 06:29:59 PM »
or he could get a job as a bouncer at a club or strip joint

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Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2009, 06:33:35 PM »
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********(¨`·.·´¨).I.(¨`·.·´¨)********
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*****`·.¸.·´*Minor Threat*`·¸.´*****
*******`·.¸(¨`Forever·´¨)..·´*******
**************`·.¸.·´************

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Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2009, 11:28:41 PM »
Lol im not mad at this thread it is the way my life was supposed to be..
 
it is the Legacy of [tkoold]

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Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2009, 11:34:23 PM »
lol we dont know yet the fat lady has not sung i mean it is unlikly but that doesent meen it cant happen.

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Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2009, 12:24:13 AM »
holy crap, the ad is for ICE ROAD TRUCKERS

[kata]

Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2009, 10:31:29 AM »
ad? Oh wait, I adblocked it...
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Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2009, 10:57:57 AM »
what is iceload truckers?

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Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2009, 03:11:11 PM »
its the guys who drive state to state sleeping with women, in your case crystal

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Re: Tkoold Will Never Loose His Virginity
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2009, 04:09:13 PM »
time to truck them ice roads, [tkoold]
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********(¨`·.·´¨).I.(¨`·.·´¨)********
****(`·.·´`·. ¸.·;Love`·.¸.·´`·.·´)*****
*****`·.¸.·´*Minor Threat*`·¸.´*****
*******`·.¸(¨`Forever·´¨)..·´*******
**************`·.¸.·´************