Richard McNixon......man, I wish I would've thought of such hilariously cool names for my pets. I used to have alot of guinea pigss back in the start of the 21st century. A momma-guinea pig named Hershey, a poppa-Gpig named Homer, and three baby Gpigs named Snicker, Twix, and Oreo. The babies kept dying of unknown causes and the mother kept on reproducing batches of three until the mother died while giving birth with two in her belly at the same time. We sold the father later. I also had a pet rabbit named Jack, who I think was supposed to be a Christmas present but I found him on Dec 24th whilst in the second grade and JUST realized it was probably supposed to be a present. I went to my mom's room that night b/c I couldn't sleep and heard some clacking noises and asked her what they were, then found out it was a bunny. Oops. Sadly, he died before summer with a fly in his mouth. Poor Jack.