Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: Whalesdude on December 22, 2008, 08:08:15 AM
Title: Floating Scorpion
Post by: Whalesdude on December 22, 2008, 08:08:15 AM
(http://img.7chan.org/ani/src/122852407955.jpg)
"Last night some friends and I made a scorpion fly.
This wasn't an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn't. This scorpion was a pussy and we were going to make a goddamn man out of him.
He wouldn't sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn't pinch anyone. He just sat and took the blows, the same way a three year old would.
After tying slip-knots to his pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the top of the room, though, we added weight, making the balloon virtually neutrally buoyant.
(http://img.7chan.org/ani/src/122852414055.jpg)
The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This must have awoken the man inside of him, because we can't even touch him anymore without him stinging or pinching us."
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: kinjo on December 22, 2008, 10:35:57 AM
guess he didnt like it
it would of been an adventure if i was that scoripian, to be able to fly
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: black death on December 22, 2008, 01:59:50 PM
man! I would not be mad if I were that scorpion, I would be so happy! having my own flying contraption. guys should have gave it some way of it being able to move and stuff so it had some sense of control.
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: Pryce321 on December 22, 2008, 02:29:21 PM
Scorpions on dirigibles!?! GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!!!
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: Whalesdude on December 22, 2008, 03:04:01 PM
I just thought it was funny. They tied it to a balloon and made it float around. How funny is that? LOL.
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: Flashwerewolf on December 22, 2008, 04:27:19 PM
YOU SIR ARE A LIAR AND YOU KNOW WHY!
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: black death on December 22, 2008, 04:30:16 PM
AWE THANKS FOR THE BA- HOLY SHIT IT'S STINGING ME! OH GOD! IT HURTS, IT HURTS!!!
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: Flashwerewolf on December 22, 2008, 05:23:18 PM
122852414055.jpg
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on December 22, 2008, 06:59:25 PM
LIES, YOU STOLE IT
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: black death on December 22, 2008, 07:01:40 PM
Whales did not actually do it. Someone else did. [imwith]
Title: Re: Floating Scorpionm
Post by: Flashwerewolf on December 22, 2008, 08:00:49 PM
Note the filename
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: black death on December 22, 2008, 08:34:34 PM
Oh my, that's not going to last long.
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: Wesker on December 23, 2008, 09:39:37 AM
Hell, man, I'd be PISSED of someone slipknotted me to a damn balloon! I'd hide in his shoe until his foot goes in.
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: black death on December 23, 2008, 01:59:53 PM
CONSIQUENCE, you die.
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: Flashwerewolf on December 23, 2008, 08:15:15 PM
a smelly death
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: Whalesdude on December 24, 2008, 05:13:11 AM
Wouldn't you go squish, first? :o
And yeah, I put quotes around it. It's from 7chan, but I didn't really know how I was going to... Source that.
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: black death on December 24, 2008, 05:09:37 PM
You should have image shacked the images. they will go BYE BYE sooner or later.
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: Flashwerewolf on December 24, 2008, 05:21:07 PM
Also
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: black death on December 24, 2008, 06:34:41 PM
also what. [hitting]
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on December 25, 2008, 01:22:32 AM
CLIFFHANGER
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: black death on December 25, 2008, 04:16:50 PM
DUN DUN DUUUUN.
TUNE IN NEXT SEASON FOR THE CONCLUSION TO THIS EXCITING TOPIC.
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on December 26, 2008, 12:01:36 AM
NEXT TIME ON, THE LIFE AND TIMES ON THE 4M
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: Flashwerewolf on December 26, 2008, 01:56:54 AM
we should do something like that
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: black death on December 26, 2008, 04:52:58 PM
You say that but i know you won't.
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: black death on January 03, 2009, 06:00:26 PM
SURE IS [wiz]
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: Tomp45 on January 04, 2009, 01:19:20 AM
DDDUUUDE They should have put a He-Man action figured on his back!!!
Title: Re: Floating Scorpion
Post by: black death on January 04, 2009, 03:40:44 PM