Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: Adelaide on August 29, 2009, 02:25:08 AM
Title: Conversations with God
Post by: Adelaide on August 29, 2009, 02:25:08 AM
They are hysterical.
So I was talking to an AI bot claiming to be God. The conversation went like so:
God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: Cheeze its. God: That seems like an interesting topic. Me: How do they put so much cheesey flavor into one bite? God: How should I know how they put so much cheesey flavor into one bite. Me: You are God, don't you know all? God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God do not me know all. Me: You grammar is horrendous. God: Thanks for telling me: Addy said I grammar is horrendous. Me: That grammar is just as bad, if not worse. God: " Thanks for telling me: Addy said I grammar is horrendous." grammar is just as bad if not worse ? I understand. Me: Your grammar sucks! God: You are right, I could always upgrade my grammar.
Yep.... awesome.... =P I have such meaningful deep conversations with God.
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 29, 2009, 02:26:43 AM
lol I like taking two bot chatbots and copy paste waht they say, so they have conversations with eachother. They always get pissed at eachother.
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: kinjo on August 29, 2009, 08:13:38 AM
ive talked to santa, easter bunny and a few others on aim funny stuff
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Wesker on August 29, 2009, 09:15:36 AM
I used to chat with SmarterChild all the time. Once tried to make it FEEL. I must've been 7 when I tried that.
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 29, 2009, 01:55:25 PM
lol I remember SmarterChild
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Adelaide on August 29, 2009, 08:15:59 PM
xD SmarterChild.. I used to get in debates with him about which of us was the smarter child... =3 I outwitted that bot!
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Wesker on August 29, 2009, 09:15:38 PM
I think I'll do that right now!
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Xicor on August 30, 2009, 02:15:43 AM
So I was talking to an AI bot claiming to be God. The conversation went like so:
God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: Cheeze its. God: That seems like an interesting topic. Me: How do they put so much cheesey flavor into one bite? God: How should I know how they put so much cheesey flavor into one bite. Me: You are God, don't you know all? God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God do not me know all. Me: You grammar is horrendous. God: Thanks for telling me: Addy said I grammar is horrendous. Me: That grammar is just as bad, if not worse. God: " Thanks for telling me: Addy said I grammar is horrendous." grammar is just as bad if not worse ? I understand. Me: Your grammar sucks! God: You are right, I could always upgrade my grammar.
Yep.... awesome.... =P I have such meaningful deep conversations with God.
That's so cool!! Are you asleep when you talk to God?
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Adelaide on August 30, 2009, 02:22:59 AM
Nope, I was awake to endure the horrendous grammar.
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Xicor on August 30, 2009, 02:25:15 AM
So according to you, there IS a God?
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Adelaide on August 30, 2009, 02:43:19 AM
o.o Nope. I tried telling God he doesn't exist, but all God tells me is "God is awesome!" or "I am Christian" which is like...well gewd to know you believe in yourself man!!!
He is also heavily into drugs.
Me: Drugs God: Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic. Me: Do you smoke pot? God: Only for medical testing purposes. Me: Do you use cocaine? God: I use it as often as possible. Me: Do you use meth? God: I use it as often as possible. Me: Do you drink heavily? God: I tend to drink a lot of heavily, the darker the better. Me: Do you smoke meth? God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally. Me: Do you shoot up heroine? God: Yes I try to shoot up heroine as often as possible, do you? Me: nope drugs are bad, you need rehab God: Are you serious? No matter what you say, I believe in unconditional legalization.
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: kinjo on August 30, 2009, 08:15:35 AM
god signed off at 8:15 AM. god is offline and may receive your IMs when signing back in. kinjogangsta2: (8:15:18 AM) Hello Your request was denied. kinjogangsta2: (8:15:45 AM) :(
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Wesker on August 30, 2009, 08:48:43 AM
Me: Do you shoot up heroine? God: Yes I try to shoot up heroine as often as possible, do you? Me: nope drugs are bad, you need rehab God: Are you serious? No matter what you say, I believe in unconditional legalization.
Gee, I wonder how old the creator of THAT aimbot is.
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Pryce321 on August 30, 2009, 02:30:34 PM
Epic chatbot made me lol.
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Adelaide on August 30, 2009, 03:49:31 PM
Me: Do you shoot up heroine? God: Yes I try to shoot up heroine as often as possible, do you? Me: nope drugs are bad, you need rehab God: Are you serious? No matter what you say, I believe in unconditional legalization.
Gee, I wonder how old the creator of THAT aimbot is.
There is one chat site that makes you think you are talking to a bot, but its actually another person, BEWARE!
WELL, sort of. everyone that talks to the "bot" is a "bot". so you talk to a random stranger! but, they were smart and you switch partners every once and awhile. and if there is no partner for you at the time they switch it to an alice bot. it's actually fun.
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Flashwerewolf on August 31, 2009, 05:13:36 AM
Yeah thanks for explaining, I was too lazy.
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Adelaide on August 31, 2009, 06:23:21 AM
=P neat o.o I wanna play! =3 [chair]
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Xicor on September 03, 2009, 05:37:12 PM
o.o Nope. I tried telling God he doesn't exist, but all God tells me is "God is awesome!" or "I am Christian" which is like...well gewd to know you believe in yourself man!!!
He is also heavily into drugs.
Me: Drugs God: Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic. Me: Do you smoke pot? God: Only for medical testing purposes. Me: Do you use cocaine? God: I use it as often as possible. Me: Do you use meth? God: I use it as often as possible. Me: Do you drink heavily? God: I tend to drink a lot of heavily, the darker the better. Me: Do you smoke meth? God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally. Me: Do you shoot up heroine? God: Yes I try to shoot up heroine as often as possible, do you? Me: nope drugs are bad, you need rehab God: Are you serious? No matter what you say, I believe in unconditional legalization.
Now where did you get that information? That sounds made up.
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Adelaide on September 03, 2009, 06:02:11 PM
o.o Read the first post.
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Wesker on September 04, 2009, 02:00:01 PM
*reads first post*
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Adelaide on September 04, 2009, 07:44:11 PM
How obedient. =P
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: tkoold on September 05, 2009, 02:26:22 AM
Hmm if i was an Aim Bot me thinks it would be somthing awful Lols it would be perverted and turn off women me bets..
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: Flashwerewolf on September 05, 2009, 04:28:11 AM
lol i agree. [spot]
Title: Re: Conversations with God
Post by: black death on September 05, 2009, 05:33:43 AM