Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: Adelaide on September 16, 2010, 09:36:54 PM
Title: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: Adelaide on September 16, 2010, 09:36:54 PM
Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: Flashwerewolf on September 16, 2010, 09:39:44 PM
staring at boobs keeps you alive for 5 more years...study was done for 5 years, no men involved died during that study, THEREFORE staring at boobs keeps you alive for 5 more years!!
Also, older men should stare at larger boobs! xD WHAT.
We should all worship [tkoold] because he is an Immortal!
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: tkoold on September 17, 2010, 12:02:19 AM
Dude thats like a double workout for me when i workout with my coworker Saide She his hott just ask Kinjo im So lucky :D
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: kinjo on September 17, 2010, 08:14:52 AM
.... tkoold has a problem when he talks to ALL girls/women/females
is stares at there chest (and i dont mean casually, it will be consistent through-out the whole time he talks to a girl or is around one), i remember him doing that to girls i dated, i wanted to sock him in the face
very rude
bad addy... now tkoold will do it even more thinking its justified.. [fail]
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: enjoyhappy on September 17, 2010, 09:29:47 AM
I always see boobies at work [hide] makes me think of...
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: kinjo on September 17, 2010, 12:59:00 PM
Elephants! [ele]
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: Adelaide on September 17, 2010, 03:39:45 PM
XD I know, I sent it to FW and he was like "POST IT!" and i immediately responded "D: But.. Bloo and TK will actually believe that crud"
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Post by: bloo-apple on September 17, 2010, 03:56:12 PM
I am suprised Addy made this topic haha :3
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Post by: Adelaide on September 17, 2010, 03:59:51 PM
Wais dat? Cause I'm nawta nasteh nasteh?
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: bloo-apple on September 17, 2010, 04:06:11 PM
lol ur so naughty x)
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Post by: enjoyhappy on September 17, 2010, 04:14:42 PM
Bad bunny [jumping] [jumping] [jumping]
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: Adelaide on September 17, 2010, 04:15:00 PM
Nawt uh, I'm allowed to lookit bewbs; they are part of MY anatomy
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Post by: Wesker on September 17, 2010, 05:45:59 PM
...and yet we get slapped for doing so.
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: Adelaide on September 17, 2010, 07:40:15 PM
And its surely deserved C:
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: tkoold on September 17, 2010, 07:41:31 PM
kinjo has not seen me in like 2 years now so he wont believe that the things he sais about me now are gone and theres nothing short of going to florida to prove him otherwise so thats fine ... youll just have to take my word that if i care about the girl i dont stare at their chest 100% of the time.
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: Adelaide on September 17, 2010, 07:57:20 PM
90%?
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Post by: Wesker on September 17, 2010, 08:13:02 PM
I'm gonna say about 60 or so. [horseplay]
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: kinjo on September 17, 2010, 08:48:12 PM
i don't think you know your doing it
it's like a natural [tkoold] instinct like how dogs sniff each others butt
and come down here for a WELL NEEDED VACATION and prove me wrong
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: Adelaide on September 18, 2010, 12:04:00 AM
Yeah :D Be a couch nabber and nab Kinjos couch for a week and look at his girlfriends boobs xP
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: kinjo on September 18, 2010, 06:05:18 AM
if he did that i would kick him in the nutz
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: Wesker on September 18, 2010, 08:55:17 AM
...with a Z!!
Title: Re: BOOBIES~!<3 They're gewd for your health~!!
Post by: kinjo on September 25, 2010, 07:30:29 AM