Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: Nocturnous on January 18, 2008, 02:30:09 PM
Title: This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
Post by: Nocturnous on January 18, 2008, 02:30:09 PM
To begin, this is a tale of how my very existence was twisted and transformed in a most peculiar way. Please have a seat, for I wish to take a moment to relate to you the fascinating odyssey which ultimately led to my reign as the Prince of Bel-Air. I was sired and reared in West Philadelphia. As a lad, most of my time was spent at the neighborhood recreation center where I would laze about and relax in a most charming manner - that is, when I was not engaging my chums in a friendly game of basketball at the schoolhouse.
Around this time, two young hooligans had begun to stage a campaign of vandalism and intimidation in my neighborhood. When my mother discovered I had had a bit of an altercation with the ruffians, she insisted I leave town at once and take up lodgings with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. As the taxi approached, heeding my beckoning whistle, I could discern the word "FRESH" emblazoned upon its license plate, and took particular note of the pair of plush novelty dice which hung from the rear-view mirror. I was a bit taken aback by these strange omens, but quickly put them out of my mind as I cheerfully called to the driver: "To Bel-Air, my good man!".
We arrived safely in Bel-Air at dusk, and as the driver came to a stop in front of the house where I was to live, I left him with the words: "Farewell, sir. Perhaps my nostrils shall delight in your aroma once more!" To be sure, it was a long journey, and as I gazed upon my estate in all its splendor, I knew once and for all that my rightful place was on the throne - as the young scion of the great and mighty kingdom of Bel-Air!
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Post by: kinjo on January 18, 2008, 02:44:14 PM
will smith is stupid, so is the show
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Post by: Nocturnous on January 18, 2008, 02:47:01 PM
nocturnous, i think your being a bit biased becouse of 4.chan
What?
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on January 19, 2008, 05:17:03 PM
Tom Cruise and Will Smith both do a lot of sci-fi movies, so they are more succeptable to believe sci-fi crap like scientology.
In Bel-Air, California, born and raised At the country club is where I spent most of my days. Having a lark, relaxing all day Driving some balls right down the fairway
When a band of ruffians, believing they had impunity Started making trouble in my community I got in one mere tussle and it gave my mom the willies, She said "You're moving to your aunt and your uncle in West Philly."
I hired a limo, and as it drew near The license plate said "DAPPER" and it had dice in the mirror. I could only deduce that this limousine was quite frilly, But I paid it no mind and directed the driver, "To West Philly!"
I arrived at the house at 7:34 And gave a generous tip to my kindly chauffeur Looked upon my new residence, the weather was chilly But I knew that I was now the Dapper Lad of West Philly
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Post by: kinjo on January 20, 2008, 10:28:54 AM
Tom Cruise and Will Smith both do a lot of sci-fi movies, so they are more succeptable to believe sci-fi crap like scientology.
In Bel-Air, California, born and raised At the country club is where I spent most of my days. Having a lark, relaxing all day Driving some balls right down the fairway
When a band of ruffians, believing they had impunity Started making trouble in my community I got in one mere tussle and it gave my mom the willies, She said "You're moving to your aunt and your uncle in West Philly."
I hired a limo, and as it drew near The license plate said "DAPPER" and it had dice in the mirror. I could only deduce that this limousine was quite frilly, But I paid it no mind and directed the driver, "To West Philly!"
I arrived at the house at 7:34 And gave a generous tip to my kindly chauffeur Looked upon my new residence, the weather was chilly But I knew that I was now the Dapper Lad of West Philly
lol
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Post by: Nocturnous on January 20, 2008, 10:41:53 AM
I don't believe in Scientology nor do I believe human beings can even go to the moon. The radiation belt around the earth is about 10,000 miles long and contains far more radiation then a nuclear explosion or Chernobyl.
I have to put on a led vest just to get an x ray I find it hard to believe that genetic seeding from mars would make it.
But the absence of faith and embracing of uncertainty is accepted ignorance, which doesn't make any of you right. And until you can actually debate Scientology or have enough theological knowledge and scientific knowledge to insult all those people with a shred of credibility you should shut the [cen] up.
Kids stop being so damn smug , it works for them and their lives seem better than any of ours, so they can have it, I'll personally stick with my boi jesus
I don't believe in Scientology nor do I believe human beings can even go to the moon. The radiation belt around the earth is about 10,000 miles long and contains far more radiation then a nuclear explosion or Chernobyl.
I have to put on a led vest just to get an x ray I find it hard to believe that genetic seeding from mars would make it.
But the absence of faith and embracing of uncertainty is accepted ignorance, which doesn't make any of you right. And until you can actually debate Scientology or have enough theological knowledge and scientific knowledge to insult all those people with a shred of credibility you should shut the [cen] up.
Kids stop being so damn smug , it works for them and their lives seem better than any of ours, so they can have it, I'll personally stick with my boi jesus
I don't believe in Scientology nor do I believe human beings can even go to the moon. The radiation belt around the earth is about 10,000 miles long and contains far more radiation then a nuclear explosion or Chernobyl.
I have to put on a led vest just to get an x ray I find it hard to believe that genetic seeding from mars would make it.
But the absence of faith and embracing of uncertainty is accepted ignorance, which doesn't make any of you right. And until you can actually debate Scientology or have enough theological knowledge and scientific knowledge to insult all those people with a shred of credibility you should shut the [cen] up.
Kids stop being so damn smug , it works for them and their lives seem better than any of ours, so they can have it, I'll personally stick with my boi jesus
I don't believe in Scientology nor do I believe human beings can even go to the moon. The radiation belt around the earth is about 10,000 miles long and contains far more radiation then a nuclear explosion or Chernobyl.
I have to put on a led vest just to get an x ray I find it hard to believe that genetic seeding from mars would make it.
But the absence of faith and embracing of uncertainty is accepted ignorance, which doesn't make any of you right. And until you can actually debate Scientology or have enough theological knowledge and scientific knowledge to insult all those people with a shred of credibility you should shut the [cen] up.
Kids stop being so damn smug , it works for them and their lives seem better than any of ours, so they can have it, I'll personally stick with my boi jesus
OH OK, CUS YA KNOW ALL THOSE PEOPLE IN THE SATALITES AND SUCH ARENT HUMANS. AND SO ARENT ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO WENT UP IN SPACE.
WOW nocturnous, wow, i thought you were smarter than that, when i get x-rays, they say the vest is optional XD
well yes, but the vest is higly recomended cus you could get cancer or such. if this radiation thing is real than GOOD FOR YOU!!! you can beleave in anything you want nocturnous. [BD]
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Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on January 23, 2008, 06:43:09 PM
no no, when i got an x-ray i thought you needed the vest, and when they didnt put it on, i asked why, they said you didnt need it [random][/random]
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on January 23, 2008, 07:09:44 PM
the vest does indeed block X-Rays. they do it when you're at the dentist so the images captured wont show your chest bones. The shit they make you put in your mouth, thats so your jaw bone and other teeth dont show, or the back of your skull. If you're getting an arm/leg Xrayed you dont need a vest cause the can position the camera so that they dont need to block other bones from showing on the image.
About going to the moon, We go in space ships that are designed to block radiation from people inside. same with space suits.
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Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on January 23, 2008, 08:20:04 PM
lawl, im partly right
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Post by: black death on January 24, 2008, 11:43:50 PM
fw is the king of all knowlege
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on January 26, 2008, 03:06:22 PM
ive just been xrayed more than you two [wiz]
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Post by: black death on January 27, 2008, 01:03:13 AM
fw just told me he has cancer [pp]
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Post by: Kedzor on January 27, 2008, 02:29:56 AM
ghhkhcb
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on January 28, 2008, 07:43:54 PM
no, im a Gemini.
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Post by: TwitchLord on January 28, 2008, 09:00:32 PM
im a taurus
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Post by: black death on January 29, 2008, 12:25:21 AM
im a leo! [8D]
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on January 29, 2008, 07:11:34 PM
what do those do?
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Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on January 29, 2008, 07:30:39 PM
they are all mythological animals that have no use
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on January 31, 2008, 07:03:43 PM
that was the first episode or two then they dropped it.
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Post by: black death on February 01, 2008, 10:38:09 AM
yep... SEARCH FOR THE FIRST EPISODE WITH THE SECOND VERSE!?
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Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on February 05, 2008, 10:27:04 PM
oh i saw that second verse ONCE only, where he begs his mom not to go and hes like on an airplane
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on February 06, 2008, 08:49:32 PM
"champagne glass? something something might as well kick it."
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Post by: black death on February 06, 2008, 09:57:23 PM
you can look up the complete lyrics online. its not that hard.
edit:
Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
In west philadelfia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys said were up in no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
(only the first three episodes of season one)
I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it
First class, yo this is bad, Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of bel-air livin like, Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
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Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on February 07, 2008, 06:52:03 PM
oh yeah, pwnage [8D]
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Post by: black death on February 08, 2008, 11:43:47 AM
you guys are all lazy and wont find anything online. [8D]
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on February 08, 2008, 07:44:00 PM
yep
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Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on February 08, 2008, 09:21:21 PM
thats BD is for [8D]
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Post by: malevolencedrone on February 09, 2008, 12:18:10 AM
I remember that first episode quite well, I had just gotten a root canal done and my mouth was all swollen, and I remember eating McDonalds afterwards and not being able to taste my fries. Pretty sad I know. But that second part of the verse is B.A. I liked Noc's version better though. For realz dough.
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Post by: black death on February 09, 2008, 12:02:27 PM
the first set of lyrics dont make sense becouse his talking about being there and in class at bel-air and then all of a sudden his in a cab GOING to bel-air.
they ether changed it for that reason of becouse of time constants.
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Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on February 11, 2008, 10:40:43 AM
who knows?
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Post by: Tomp45 on February 13, 2008, 07:12:40 PM
I DIDNT READ THE POST BEFORE ME!!!
SORRY!
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Post by: Flashwerewolf on February 16, 2008, 12:32:21 AM
I MIGHT AS WELL KICK IT
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Post by: Wesker on February 16, 2008, 12:42:34 AM
[naruto]
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Post by: ShinamoriAoshi on February 18, 2008, 02:27:03 PM