Alright, so this is the game where the proverbial genie grants you a wish- but somehow he/she messes it up. That is, the genie twists and turns it, until the wish has been granted in a fetal way.
Example:
Person A: I wish for a iPod
Person B: Granted, but your iPod has been dropped in the bath tub and dropped in cat litter. Hope you like your songs nitty gritty.
I'll start:
I wish for peace on Earth