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Re: 4M News Report!
« Reply #120 on: August 19, 2009, 11:19:13 AM »
Good morning, you're watching 4M News at 11 and I'm Wesker! Here are this morning's top stories...

This morning, I found that I accidentally left a cream cheese stain on my brother's nice white shirt after dropping a Thomas's bagel. I'm not going to tell him because the washing machine will take care of it.

Also, the novelization of flashwerewolf's life will be coming to bookstores this August, reflecting his harsh childhood as a pig wrangler and summer nights as an adult obsessed with the great sport of beer pong!

Now here's Addy with the weather!
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« Reply #121 on: August 19, 2009, 12:21:33 PM »
FW: thank you for having me on the show, Wesker. I'll love to talk about my new novel for a brief moment.

Ah yes childhood is a wonderful awkward thing, I began to get hairy at a young age, and smell bad too, which is normal in childhood. But my strange wanderings around this earth have shown and introduced me to a lot of strange things, such as turning into giant spiders and getting bitten by druid vampires, eating my own tail and the like. I kinda had a stroke of bad luck with Pirates and old men are always extorting me. Friends accompany me and some disappear, some I searched for in my travels. In the end I still have the shirt on my back, pants on my legs,  and all my teeth!
My new book is only $6.66 and is titled "FW: Drunken Storytelling"
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« Reply #122 on: August 19, 2009, 12:52:19 PM »
*regis philbin voice* Hey, thanks, flashwerewolf everyone! I must say that was some great stuff, I don't think I could even amass to what that guy has done with his life. Half the time I'm just making a pot of coffee! We'll be right back after these commercials! *leans over and laughingly whispers to addy*
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« Reply #123 on: August 19, 2009, 02:14:57 PM »
*wakes up and gets off the staff lounge couch and yawns* man... I need to find somewhere to live.
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« Reply #124 on: August 19, 2009, 03:24:39 PM »
*FW walks down the hallway, passing Blackdeath on the way to the water cooler.*
Ok, my lunch is over, back into uniform!

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« Reply #125 on: August 19, 2009, 03:28:58 PM »
*Addy giggles* Teehee =3

And we'll back with Addy, your lovable bunny weather lady ♥

=3  Today we are lookin' at temperatures in the high 70's and the low 80s, 25-27 degrees celcius for any canadian terrorists out there, teehee =3. It's gonna be mostly sunny, but the clouds are gonna be rolling in later on in the day, keeping temperatures at a nice median for most the day. Later on tonight, expect light thundershowers, with absolutely no loud thunder what so ever. The humidity levels will stay relatively low today, so all in all it will be quite tolerable and nice! =3
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Re: 4M News Report!
« Reply #126 on: August 19, 2009, 04:26:36 PM »
Extravagant, Addy! In other news, look at my new Garfield tie!
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« Reply #127 on: August 19, 2009, 04:29:07 PM »
*walks over to take her seat beside Wesker and accidentally knocks coffee cup over spilling all over new tie* Oh =[ oops... I'm sorry...
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« Reply #128 on: August 19, 2009, 04:59:13 PM »
NOOO! ADDY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? THAT WAS PERFECTLY GOOD COFFEE.
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« Reply #129 on: August 19, 2009, 05:32:18 PM »
=[ I said I was sorry!!
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Re: 4M News Report!
« Reply #130 on: August 19, 2009, 06:48:56 PM »
Screw the coffee, what about my garfield tie!!!
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« Reply #131 on: August 19, 2009, 06:50:49 PM »
Screw the tie! THINK OF THE COFFEE! oh the poor coffee...
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« Reply #132 on: August 19, 2009, 06:54:04 PM »
Oh you can always pour out some more! THIS TIE WAS IMPORTANT TO MEE!!!!!
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« Reply #133 on: August 19, 2009, 06:56:33 PM »
o.o I goes makes you more coffee BD... *goes over to make more*

Wesker, how can new tie be important? New tie has no memories to it yet, besides being coffee'd =/
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« Reply #134 on: August 19, 2009, 07:01:53 PM »
*FW returns to the set after changing back into his uniform. He meets up with BD to find out where he is going and for what interview/report*

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« Reply #135 on: August 19, 2009, 07:28:13 PM »
o.o I goes makes you more coffee BD... *goes over to make more*

Wesker, how can new tie be important? New tie has no memories to it yet, besides being coffee'd =/

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE MORE! it's like, lets say your kid died, having another won't fix anything!

*FW returns to the set after changing back into his uniform. He meets up with BD to find out where he is going and for what interview/report*

oh there is a list of murders and suicides I put on your desk. I need you to report on them. oh AND A REPORT ON HOW SOME KIDS RESCUED A PUPPY! =D
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« Reply #136 on: August 19, 2009, 07:32:12 PM »
FW: oh, i usually don't go to the basement often, Kinda out of the way.
*with that he leaves and heads down to the basement to his office. Its covered in pictures and articles about strange occurances on the 4M. A poster on the wall displays a UFO and the words "I want to post". Looking at his desk he finds the work to be reported on. Tucking it in his jacket, he gets his things ready and heads out in one of the company News Vans*

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« Reply #137 on: August 19, 2009, 07:32:56 PM »
o.o I goes makes you more coffee BD... *goes over to make more*

Wesker, how can new tie be important? New tie has no memories to it yet, besides being coffee'd =/

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE MORE! it's like, lets say you kid died, having another won't fix anything!

THAT IS TERRIBLE, BD! =O

*FW returns to the set after changing back into his uniform. He meets up with BD to find out where he is going and for what interview/report*

oh look at the sheet I put on your desk. it has a list of murders and suicides you have to report. OH AND SOME KIDS RESCUED A PUPPY!

Yay, puppy ^^
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« Reply #138 on: August 19, 2009, 07:46:04 PM »
o.o I goes makes you more coffee BD... *goes over to make more*

Wesker, how can new tie be important? New tie has no memories to it yet, besides being coffee'd =/

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE MORE! it's like, lets say you kid died, having another won't fix anything!

THAT IS TERRIBLE, BD! =O

It is terrible! I feel the same way about coffee being wasted. T_T
*FW returns to the set after changing back into his uniform. He meets up with BD to find out where he is going and for what interview/report*

oh look at the sheet I put on your desk. it has a list of murders and suicides you have to report. OH AND SOME KIDS RESCUED A PUPPY!

Yay, puppy ^^

But the puppy died afterwards. =[
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« Reply #139 on: August 19, 2009, 07:53:51 PM »
BD! T.T You are just making things worse!
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