What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.
What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan?
A trashcan in a dead baby.
Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because it had no arms or legs.