I AM NEVER AWAY WHEN IT SAYS I'M AWAY!
LEARN THESE THINGS NESCHEN!
When it says where I am or what I am doing, then I am away.
If it just says I'm away or some random quote, thought, or word, then I am there.
I do that to avoid talking to the people unworthy of knowing the secret to when I'm available or not. Usually that means Kaimi.. =P