From days long ago,
From uncharted regions of the Internet,
Comes a Legend.
The Legend of the Trio of Terrible.
Defender of the 4M.
A mighty force.
Loved by No one.
Feared by Everyone.
As The Trio's legend grew, peace settled across the 4M.
In Free Chat, a great alliance was formed.
Together with the Anti cigarette system, they maintained peace throughout the 4M.
Until a new, horrible menace threatened the 4M.
The Trio of Terrible was needed once more.
This, is the story, of the super force,
Of butthole surfers,
Specially trained,
Sent by the 4M, to bring back,
The Trio of Terrible
The Defenders of the 4M!