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A chance encounter with death.

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A chance encounter with death.
« on: August 27, 2009, 06:34:09 PM »
Today i was walking trough my living room, bored to tears. Out of nowhere i hear a loud THUNK against the large sliding glass doors in the rear of my  house.
A common Grey dove had flown into it, and was lying crippled on the back porch. As i went to investigate it tried to fly away on a broken wing. I soon had caught the poor thing, and knowing that a broken wing is a death sentence for a bird i ripped its little head off quickly, so as to minimize the suffering.

This isn't my first time doing this, i hunt these guys every year in August. They are delicious stuffed with jalapeno and wrapped in bacon.

This was a learning experience, as i can now confirm the myth that the head stays alive for about 20 seconds after dismemberment.

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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2009, 06:37:24 PM »
An interesting psychological side effect: before the event i was really ennuindic. I now feel peaceful and relaxed.

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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2009, 06:45:07 PM »
The peace within death rubbed off onto you.

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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2009, 06:46:25 PM »
It doesn't last very long.

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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2009, 08:58:59 PM »
I see your foot.
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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2009, 09:00:47 PM »
Perhaps you should step up to pulling your own head off!
Also saw his foot

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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2009, 09:16:35 PM »
I had no idea a broken wing is a step away from death.
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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2009, 09:41:38 PM »
If you are a bird? yes it is.

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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2009, 10:36:56 PM »
We learn something new every day, don't we?
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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2009, 10:51:51 PM »
Flight is life for a birdy! besides penguins and quails

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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2009, 11:09:20 PM »
If it can't fly, it has no way of finding food or escaping predators. It really has no option other than waiting for something to eat it.

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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2009, 11:26:50 PM »
What the HELL people? What i did was an act of mercy! How the shit am i going to go all House on a goddamn pigeon! If i were endangering the species, that would be different. However, there are a thousand of these things in a damn square mile in the city! In fact, I'm doing nature a FAVOR by removing the bird dumb enough to get it's wing broken from the gene pool. If you guys think I'm wrong you can BITE. MY. GENITALS.

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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2009, 02:59:35 AM »
tastes like pigeons

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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2009, 07:52:21 AM »
you should eat the bird

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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2009, 10:19:19 AM »
Pardon me, sir, but when did I say that your actions were WRONG?
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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2009, 11:01:40 AM »
you should eat the bird
I wanted to, but because this is the city i don't know where it's been or what its been eating. If i knew it was clean i would have.

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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2009, 11:57:47 AM »
If you cook it, the bacteria goes away.

... Maybe not the viruses, though.


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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2009, 02:37:04 PM »
the diet of the animal effects the taste of the meat. thats why farm animals are on specific diets to increase the flavor of their meats.

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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2009, 03:42:15 PM »
just wash it under cold water, microwave it
presto! dinner

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Re: A chance encounter with death.
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2009, 08:52:39 PM »
Nah, all the nasty shit is IN the meat.

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