Yoooo yew can thank genetics for womens dawg... Specifically their fathers, who are at fault for girls being female and not male... although if you told a chick's dad you thought she was se'xy... he might shoot you with the rifle all stereotypical fathers have. :3
To stay on topic,
Dear World,
I'm sorry my species got oil on the penguins... and the penguins are sorry they took your wife.
What I'm trying to say is, I'm leaving you for the penguins. They look so cute in them tuxedos :D!
Sorry Earth,
Addy