Once upon a time ago there was a turtle named Mr. Lizard. He was the fastest turtle in the whole world. He could run .0132 miles per hour which was twice as fast as Mr. killamanjaro. Well one day Mr. Lizard was walking through the park in Liverpool when suddenly a dragon by the name of The Boosh landed in front of him and growl his evil growl. Now what was a turtle to do in this senario? Mr. Lizard did the only this he knew to do, activate his propellers and fly away. Now The Boosh was right on his tale and gaining. So Mr. :izard dodged around until he found solitude in an abandoned warehouse. However in the warehouse lived the Sobe Lizards. Mr. Lizard pleed his case to them and they also hated the Boosh so the agreed to help him. so all the lizards went out side and the Boosh came flying towards them. Suddenly as the Sobe lizards banned together to form a giant fist wich then punched the Boosh into the sea...and thus that is the end of the first tale of Mr. Lizard.