In 2001, When the forum was created, there was a man named Gramps. The forum's sole personality and host. The forum is a parasite, attaching itself to the nearest body. That was Gramps. Lavalle Lee, a Lilliat Knight, decided to control this parasite and immediately stole Gramp's corpse and brought him back to life. Lavalle Lee would rule as "Founder." He slowly made "toons" on his computer, an attempt at world domination. TkoolD, an ill-fated s3x machine would become his general. he had only one mission. To use his s3x appeal to draw in a female fan base. He failed. The toons died, the forum would be no more. BUT THEN! A BURST OF LIGHT! What light beyond thy window breaks? It is FW, and he is white. FW, a crazy white person. Let's not forget he is skinny, lives in California, and is a werewolf maniac. A typical white person. With him came Chickanbone. Oh, the forum would never be the same. TkoolD spawned a child with a cheaply priced hooker, Hew was named Shinamori Aoshi. This is fact. Why do you think Shin never says his name? Didn't you ever think that his "parents" were odd?
Time passed.
A poor child from the slums named "Animefreeze", crawled his way into the forum. He became "Spam King", until Kinjo backhanded him. Animefreeze changed from that point on. Only trusting Chickan and Shin, he pissed on Kinjokids.com, and died.
The End.
Well then...That doesn't explain anything.
Oh yeah, I was born from the bit of semen that managed to escape in Animefreeze's urine tract. I then fused with the "Guestbook" link on Kinjokids.com. So is my ethnicity "German Hacker"?
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