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You awake standing in your room wearing your classic teal shirt and blue jeans. It appears you drunk too much Vodka with a certain flash werewolf one too many times. So you need something to do.
What now:
North - Door
West - Closet & your Japanese-styled bed
East - Your table with some dollar bill resting near its edge.
South - Possibly some more bland white wall.
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Suddenly in a fit of rage you attack the south wall with your meat stick.
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After realizing that you've took your aggression out of the south wall like a nut, you slump into depression. You begin reflecting on past events that have lead to this sudden out burst. You sit there and cry for about 47 minutes. Tis sad to see a grown man cry.
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A few minutes after your pity-party you rise to your feet & tell yourself to man-up and 'take off your dress'. Realizing you need to do something productive you walk over to the table, roll up the money bill and place it behind your ear for safe-keeping. Then you decided to randomly check under your bed and from the looks of things you have found a cellular device
What now?