Get this: I was working in the coffee shop and had left the shop to wipe the tables inside and outside. I come back in with 8 minutes left until closing and what do I find standing in front of the counter? A fat black chick with a
ing agenda! So I figured she just wants a small coffee or something like everyone else.
I unlock the register and ask her what she wants. She tells me she wants
2 large fruit smoothies with extra whipped cream. I figured I could get out by the hair on my neck then and just empty the coffee pots quicker. So I made both smoothies and gave them to her--I had 3 to 4 minutes left until closing. Then what does she do? SHE ASKS FOR 2 MORE LARGE SMOOTHIES!!!
I rush over to the minifridge and prepare two more, then I make each of them quickly and give them to her. I had one minute left to close!! She buys them and then an employee buys an iced tea. I had to get the hell out of dodge, so I quickly wipe off the donut trays and empty out the coffee pots and sanitizer bucket. The clock said 7:07! I shut off the lights and got the f*ck out of there, then clocked out and left. I HATE CONSUMERS!