Good morning! Coming live from 4M Studios, it's the 4M News! I'm your host, Wesker, and as always with me is the adoring Adelaide. This morning's top story: this news reporter woke up in the middle of the night because his brother burnt a whole bag of popcorn black and stunk up the entire house, plus the AsperCream was burning the shit out of my legs! Here's a member with the details!