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Hideo Kojima's Plan

Offline Pryce321

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Hideo Kojima's Plan
« on: January 19, 2009, 11:22:44 PM »
Ok, so guys look I know you think I'm just another noob spammer but really. I think I got something this time.
Ok so this is Hideo Kojima's secret plan and bear with me. I know at this next sentence your going to stop reading
but seriously, give this a chance. His plan is to turn everyone gay and then turn them back. Also I figured out what
MGS is truly based on. Those Japanese people are very crafty...and magical in this case.

Here’s the fact.

So it all started with this new game Metal Gear Solid. With this sneaky crafty ass character in a spandex suit and
a headband who enjoys grabbing men, pressing himself in tight spots, and watching black people take dumps. Well we
the people at the time perceived this as a sneaky man kicking ass in a stealthy way using an arsenal of weapons. WRONG
So we fly through the game learning more of this stealthy mas story and we come across a number of characters including a s&m robot man and no I’m not basing this of MGA,
 this is really what’s going on. Meryl's ass was a cover-up! finally we get to shadow Moses and we fight a giant metal robot dildo that shutes nukes. We thought this was just
"Metal gear" so sure I left out a lot of the story and I know mgs4 clears this up. BUT THAT’S PART OF THE PLAN.
So mgs2 rolls around with the big shell incident. Look what we have here more pressing up against walls, crawling through wholes
grabbing Russian men and shooting pregnant women with dart guns. Then a new character steps in, RAIDEN or Jack as we know him.
So yay we get a homosexual pretty boy in a rubber dildo suit running around slipping on bird shit meeting up with other guys and trying to be a grabass of snake.
 psh, we all know raiden was gay, and yes WAS gay you do know rose was just a cover-up, and they had their kid how? lol, simple. Viagra and hemorrhoids.
SO OK who knows who pretty boy was chasing before, but we all know he was after snake in the end. So we go through the game as it tries and covers up with more girls, and...Vamp
VAMP I mean come on, a homosexual vampire guy that can’t die and gets off in his pants at every chance he can stab another man. That just screams out homosexuality across the board.
So it tries and throws us off of the main topic by the crazy colonel guy that really just a program installed in his mind. OH, and white blood raiden...come on...we know you just wanted something close to semen pumping through your veins.
Then dun dun dun MGS3 that’s when we find out snake’s "dad" was also a homosexual cover-up...man the story just gets better and better
So finally somewhere in between MGS2 and MGS4 something changes, snake got tired of chasing around huge metal dildo's and coming home and raiden not putting out like he wants it
So bam, a group effort was formed. I guess it happened one night when snake came home and was bent over the couch and maybe snake just got tired of it
So he probably discussed it with raiden and they made a mutual agreement to come out of the closet and then turn straight. CAUSE UH OH MGS4 rolls around and, what?
Everyone is so straight and it’s like a romance, its awesome and such a craft plan at that. So there you have it, an epic series with a wonderful scheme, at least everyone ended up straight so I didn’t have to hate MGS
Oh and also btw, MGS is really just based on a ship from EVE online called the badger it’s an industrial freighter and I play as a male character. The ship looks like a dildo and can shoot missiles and has a guy in it
and that’s basically what a metal gear is, and a guy with a dildo is gay. SO hah, Kojima you crafty man you, you and your Japanese future seeing mind tricks. I called you out this time...
So yeah, there you go folks, Metal Gear Solid. :] I know I left out a lot of the story, I rushed this and didn’t feel like typing my whole fact sheet, so bear with it, and figure the rest out yourself


Written by my friend Zach (Tetris) and will be revised should MGS5 roll around.
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Re: Hideo Kojima's Plan
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2009, 06:42:27 PM »
I see your logic and such, but it still sounds like a real SNAFU plan. Why does everything have to relate to g@yness these days?
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Re: Hideo Kojima's Plan
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2009, 09:09:39 PM »
Well maybe that's what Kojima was planning all along, and in the end, he benefited from it, but I doubt it was some brilliant grand plan.

It could have been just content and plot twists that could have been created through all the planning for the new games to be released as cash cows.
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Shin's the perverted hero, he wouldnt stoop to that level.

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Re: Hideo Kojima's Plan
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2009, 02:01:04 AM »
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Re: Hideo Kojima's Plan
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2009, 04:17:31 PM »
My friend wrote this like.....last year.
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Re: Hideo Kojima's Plan
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2009, 04:47:56 PM »
jan 19th 09

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Re: Hideo Kojima's Plan
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2009, 05:26:26 PM »
Wrote not posted.
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Re: Hideo Kojima's Plan
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2009, 05:56:52 PM »
oh, well no one cares, you in too deep now!!

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Re: Hideo Kojima's Plan
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2009, 06:10:18 PM »
FUUUUUUU-
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Re: Hideo Kojima's Plan
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2009, 06:09:38 PM »
there is no escape, from the 4M!
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Shin's the perverted hero, he wouldnt stoop to that level.

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