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Evil Genie
« on: February 20, 2011, 10:57:30 PM »
Alright, so this is the game where the proverbial genie grants you a wish- but somehow he/she messes it up. That is, the genie twists and turns it, until the wish has been granted in a fetal way.
Example:
Person A: I wish for a iPod
Person B: Granted, but your iPod has been dropped in the bath tub and dropped in cat litter. Hope you like your songs nitty gritty.
I'll start:
I wish for peace on Earth
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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2011, 12:51:00 AM »
Peace in the rest of the galaxy becomes disturbed and the planets collide into the sun :Dc
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I wish for a basket full of turnips :D
I am the creator of awesome points and therefore I have a never ending supply.
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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2011, 01:02:26 AM »
Alright. You now have a wondrous basket full of turnips. Only one problem.
No matter how many you eat the same amount is in it. Okay, you think, just give out turnips to hobos, they'll love you for it. Hmm... It seems they wanted more than just one. Or two. Or five. It seems they want all of them- and yet they can't. When you try and explain they mug you and eat you for dinner. What's for dessert? Turnip pudding, funny you ask.
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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2011, 01:14:41 AM »
bwahahha okay whats your wish?
I am the creator of awesome points and therefore I have a never ending supply.
10 Luffle Points~!


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****(`·.·´`·. ¸.·;Love`·.¸.·´`·.·´)*****
*****`·.¸.·´*ZombieHugs*`·¸.´******
*******`·.¸(¨`· Forever·´¨)..·´********
**************`·.¸.·´********* ******
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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2011, 01:49:09 AM »
I wish for a terminator doll from the movie Terminator 2!!
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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2011, 06:47:29 AM »
okay you get it but all you get is the body and its covered in poo

i wish i was immortal

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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2011, 06:49:44 AM »
You are immortal but you have a sword through your neck and kidney stones that will never go away they are enchanted there and the wizard who casted the spell died.
You FEEL EVERYTHING!!!!

I wish I had one million dollars to give to some poor people
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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2011, 06:55:41 AM »
you win the money in the lottery so the government taxes it then on your way home from collecting it you get into a car accident and become comatose and instead of going to paying your medical bills the money was burnt up in the accident so your family suffers much debt until they die

i wish that my body was self sustaining

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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2011, 06:57:29 AM »
Your body becomes self substaining but you gain lung failure and die.

I wish I was super strong!!!
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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2011, 06:59:49 AM »
you gain super strength but you lose all mind capacity and all body function

i wish i could read minds

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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2011, 07:02:42 AM »
You are granted mind reading but You come to realize that everyone who loved you and you trusted so dear think the most horrid things about you and everyone hates your guts, then the government finds out about your powers and anchors you to a wall where they study your brains day in through day out with you connected to life support.

I wish I had 4 arms.
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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2011, 07:04:34 AM »
you grow two extra arms but you lose your third leg

i wish everyone looked up to me

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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2011, 07:08:04 AM »
Everyone looks up to you but you are a giant and no matter what you do you accidently step on the ones you love the most! People begin to burn you until you can't fight the fire the thick ozone layer also makes it hard to breath so you fall to the ground dying from such a big fall.

I wish I had a lifetimes supply of pocky!
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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2011, 07:13:24 AM »
the company begins sending you pocky at  your request but any pocky you touch turns to dust and blows away so you are doomed to never enjoy one again

i wish i was omnipotent

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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2011, 07:16:46 AM »
You gain all the power you could wish for but it's so powerful it destroys you and everyone else.

I wish there were 2 4M's so I can post when I'm not posting on this one.
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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2011, 07:21:47 AM »
 kinjo creates another 4m but in doing so forgets this one and soley works on this one eventually destroying this but the other site becomes popular so popular in fact that myyspace buys it out and turns it into my___ beta 2

i wish the genie died and noo longer granted wishes

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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2011, 07:30:23 AM »
The genie dies but you take it's place as the genie for the rest of your eternal life due to legal contract bindings.
:)
I wish I had alot of food
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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2011, 07:32:02 AM »
i grant your wish but you die from food poisoning


whos next

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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2011, 07:36:39 AM »
(I suppose you are the genie now hmm..)
I wish the genie had to grant his own wishes as he posts!
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Re: Evil Genie
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2011, 09:38:37 AM »
Granted. Te genie's pissed off though that you screwed with his game. So he decides to play a game. It's called tag. And the genie's It. You have to run and run- while he chases you with a Tazer. You trip and fall, over some unseen root. Oh? Is your leg supposed to bend that way? Should you be able to touch your bone- which protrudes out like gory meerkats? I made you double jointed! Hope you enjoyed pissing me off.
I wish for a gun. You don't have to know why. >]
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