NO!, NO YOU CANT make this $hit UP,
OK So Lauren this girl ive Known for like since i was in 10th grade, and was good friends with and even dated for like 3 years and such... but things have cooled off the last year or so, about 2 days Ago, My cousin Jenny Told me that i had to call Lauren, and then when i Called lauren she told me i had to come over so that she could tell me somthing and that she really wanted me over there and that it was INPORTANT....
So... General thoughts are,
A. Shes Pregnant which would Not be possible cuz i dont get laid...
B. Shes going to move away
C. Shes having to undergo some inportant surgery or
D. She won the Lottery
And if i heard nothing less, i was going to be a little ticked and know it was not so inportant.
Well SO i get over to her house that day, and we sit down in her Living Room,
AND SHe tells me, THAT SHE has been metero Sexual her whole life, and going to
undergo a Sex change and have her Breasts removed and testosterone pumped into her so
somthing will grow down there!!!!!!
GAWD
-IN DAMNIT!!!
no matter what thats the last thing a Guy ever wants to hear,
and sadly i was like her most inportant friend so she
IN felt like she had to
in tell me that SHIT
but i tell ya it was Hella funny i cant stop Laughin i mean anytime i need to cool down or ROFL i just have to think about that shit
and like just when i thought nothing in my life was going to top my college years
where i went out with this one girl, i was gonna goto her house and may have even ended up getting laid.. But instead she dumped me for another girl (the girl i was dating was BI and i lost to a lesbo)
but no... at my age 26.. i think what happened 2 days ago is
IN STUPID hilarious
dangit only 14 more years someone has to find a way to keep me from being like this
when im 40..