Death by pickle. They were both really high and got the munchies, but all they had was a jar of pickles. After consuming them, the pair laid down and giggled for a spell. Suddenly Romeo frighteningly admitted to Juliet he was allergic to pickles. "I'm allergic too!" Juliet exclaimed! And then a mind shattering thought crept into their brains...An awkward pause filled the room as they realized they were both related....a realization that occurred too late to stop the horrid acts they took part in an hour ago...and the night before that, and the night before that...With all the harsh vibes in the room, their trips took a turn for the "omg the air is eating me" and they took turns clawing holes in each other to remove the evil pickles that were ailing them. The last sound they both heard was the jar shattering, as their stomaches burst from all the inflammation, the sickly smelling juice spilling out across the hard wood floor...and THAT is how the police found them the next morning.
are they wearing clothes?
They were bitten by a vampire!!
Were they robbed?
Did somebody kick open the window and one of the glass shards went through their necks?
Does the open window have anything to do with it?