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Discussion Zone: => General Chat => Topic started by: Captain Epic on January 04, 2010, 04:13:09 AM

Right! This is a common forum game but I'm pretty sure you don't have it yet.
Rules: these are simple!
1. To receive an item you must first deposit a "coin" like so "inserts coin"
2. Once the post above you has inserted a coin you are to give them an Item. It can be as outrageous as you like
3. Once you have given them an item it is your turn to insert a coin!
So here goes. I'll start.
"inserts coin"

*gives flaming ducky*
*inserts coin*

*Gives a chocolate moose*
*inserts coin*

gives flaming llama spit
inserts coin

Oh this is fabulous.
*gives soggy toast*
*inserts coin*

.

*gives a live turtle with a fancy hat*
*insert coin*

*gives a cupcake*
*insert coin*

ZOMG! CUPCAKES!!!
*gives a spidercookie*
*insert coin*

CCCCOooOOooOOOOoooooOOOoKIEs!
*Gives a coin*
*insert coin*

gives a gun
"insert coin"

xD gives a coin.. nice... I'ma use that...
*gives a taco*
*inserts coin*

*gives a plastic egg containing a sticky hand*
*insert coin*

gives the flu
"insert coin"

*gives a hug*
*insert coin*

gives chocolate covered worms on a stick
"insert coin"

*gives a plastic up half full of vanilla yogurt*
*inserts coin*

*gives an Addy Bunny*
*inserts coin*

*gives a snail*
*insert coin*

*gives escargo*
*inserts 4 coins*

*gives a Pikachu*
*gives a Charmander*
*gives a Bulbasaur*
*gives a Squirtle*
*insert coin*

*gives four quarters*
*inserts a coin*

*gives a snowball*
*insert coin*

*gives a bunny plushy*
*insert coin*

*gives a spiderwolf plushy*
*insert coin*

YAY!!!! =D
*gives a rubber chickan*
*inserts coin*

*gives a sniper rifle*
*insert coin*

*gives octopus*
*insert coin*

*gives a moustache*
*insert coin*

xD This is a strange vending machine.
*gives a 1 up mushroom*
(http://home.comcast.net/%7E1upmushroom/mushroom1up.gif)
*inserts coin*

*grows bigger*
*gives a cowboy hat!*
*insert coin*

*gives a starving hydra with gingivitis*
*inserts a dubloon*

*the machine jams, coins only!*
*insert coin*

*gives a Mudkip*
*inserts coin*

AWW FW! YOU LUCKY DUCK YOU!
*gives a stringy*
*insert coin*

"Gives the explosive diahrrea(sp?) of an elephant"
"inserts coin"
you all like this game I take it?

*Give a $14 Borders gift card with a moose sticker on it*
*insert coin*

*gives crabs*
(http://soundbiteblog.com/wpcontent/uploads/2007/06/crabsgalore.jpg)
*insert coin*
Yes.

*gives kiwano*
*inserts coin*

*gasp*
(http://4mchan.org/Forum/gallery/102_05_01_10_8_20_26.jpeg)
*gives a wood carving knife*
*insert coin*

*gives an empty tin can*
*insert coin*

*gives a piece of styrofoam*
*insert coin*

*gives a double post*
*insert coin*

*gives some plastic cups and pong balls*
*insert coin*

Just what I needed!
*gives a kiwi*
*insert coin*

*gives a pomegranate*
*insert coin*

*gives a tomato media player*
*insert coin*

*gives a 4 of clubs*
*insert coin*

*Gives an exploding lollipop*
*inserts coin*

*gives a yoyo*
*insert coin*

*gives a zombies brain*
*insert coin*

*machine ate your money*
*insert coin*

*gives a coin*
*inserts a cat*

*machine ate your cat*
*insert coin*

*gives a roll of duct tape*
*somehow gets a cat*
*insert coin*

*gives a [yum] *
*inserts a coin*

*gives a half sharpened pencil*
*insert coin*

*gives 4M Smiley*
*insert coin*

2 in a row...damn my luck is no good today
*gives a used scratch off ticket wort 2$*
*insert coin*

*gives a SUPER KAWAII LOLICON TOOTHBRUSH*
*insert coin*

*gives a Pikmin 2 disk*
*insert coin*

*gives leonidis *
*inserts coin*

*gives a badger*
*insert coin*

*gives corn*
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/274/cornf.jpg)
*insert coin*

=3 thats cewt!
*give yellow*
*insert coin*

Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' Badgers!
*gives a _____*
*inserts coin*

*gives a mushroom mushroom*
*inserts dollar bill*
*bill screams in agony*

*machine mutilated your bill*
*inserts coin*

*gives 9 sided die*
*insert coin*

*gives a 9 sided coin*
*inserts 9 sided die*

*gives advice*
*inserts coin*

*gives note saying "You will never find true happiness, watcha gunna do, cry about it?"*
*inserts coin*

*gives [yoshi] *
*insert coin*

*eats [yoshi] *
*gives [usuck] *
*inserts coin*

*gives cheese wheel*
*insert coin*

* gives an angel*
*insert coin*

=D Yay! Angel!
*gives a cowbot hat* [cowb]
*insert coin*

*gives a certain bunny*
(http://snapcdnzoovy1.simplecdn.net/img/gkworld/W342H500Bffffff/C/bunny7097.jpg)
*insert coin*

AWWWW! OMG! YAY!
*gives strawberry cheesecake*
*insert coin*

*gives H1N1*
*insert coin*

Dx I thought I was home free... darnn...... this will not be good for the rest of my health stuffs... oh well.... =D
*gives a turtle neck sweater with turtles all over it*
*insert coin*

*gives H1N1 Vaccine*
*insert coin*

Oh why thank you =3
*gives a rock*
*insert coin*

*gives a lake*
*insert coin*

*gives a boat*
*inserts coin*

*gives potato chips*
*insert coin*

*gives up*
*insert coin*

Up?
(http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20090531/Up325.jpg)
*gives a dented RC cola can*
*insert coin*

*gives some illicit drug*
*insert coin*

*gives 1 coin*
*inserts coin*

*gives a zombie* [marvwave]
*insert coin*

*gives a zombie survival guide, and sends zombie to begin the zombie apocolypse*
*also inserts a coin*

*gives an easter egg full of jelly beans*
*insert coin*

*gives a jelly bean full of easter eggs*
*insert coin*

o.o dewd
*gives a pine scented air freshener for your car*
*insert coin*

*gives a car for your pine scented air freshener*
*insert coin*

WOOO! I GOTTA CAR! Too bad Captain got mah air freshener. D=
*gives mecha*
*insert coin*

I love my life :3
*gives a dozen doughnuts*

*gives nothing because no coin was inserted*
*inserts coin*

D:
*gives a vial of Phoenix tears*
*inserts 2 coins*

*gives Necronomicon*
*inserts coins*

*gives waffle*
*insert coin*

*gives santa hat*
*inserts coin*

*gives MDEF + 1, LUK + 1"
*insert coin*

*gives an epson printer*
*insert coin*

*gives box*
*insert coin*

*gives bigger box*
*inserts coin*

*gives a bouncey ball*
*insert coin*

*gives rusty old bent paper clip*
*insert coin*

OUCH!
*gives blood*
*insert coin*

o.o
*gives spider bowling ball*
*insert coin*

*gives a ♥ ⊂(˙ワ˙)⊃**insert coin*

*Gives yew a ♥ ⊂(˙ワ˙)⊃ too!*
*insert coin!*
[heart]

*gives a plastic scanner cord all wound up correctly*
*insert coin*

WOOO! FINALLY!
*gives a cookie* [cmon2]
*insert coin*

*gives you a [bun;] *
*insert coin*

*gives a coffee mug*
*insert coin*

JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED!
*gives a rubber ducky*
*insert coin*

*gives a companion cube*
*insert coin*

*forgets to use the new smiley*
*Gives a trio of OHNOES! and ZOMG! [zomgnoes] *
*insert coin*

*gives a pack of gum*
*insert coin*

*gives a cardboard box*
*insert coin*

so many boxes
*gives ninety nine air balloons*
*insert coin*

*gives a leather wallet*
*insert coin*

*gibt nuenundnuenzig luftbaloons*
*insert coin*

*80s dances*
*gives a pokemon! [clefairy] *
*insert coin*

WOO!
*gives a pokemon card*
(http://www.pokemontradingcards.net/diamondpearl/gengar027rarediamond&pearl.jpg)
*insert coin*

=O LOOK HOW COOL GENGAR LOOKS! THANKS!
*gives a PandaFU! [kungfu] *
*insert coin*

*gives a kitten*
*insert coin*

*gives a puppeh*
*insert coin*

YAY!
*gives fruit snacks*
*insert coin*

*gives a real live mudkip*
*inserts coin*

woooo
*gives a candy bar*
*insert coin*

* gives mud*
*insert coin*

wooo!
*gives turkey gravy*
*insert coin*

*puts it on his turkey sandwich*
*gives monopoly money*
*insert coin*

Oh this is useful
*gives sunflower seeds*
*insert coin*

gives a tooth
*insert coin*

o.o
*puts tooth under pillow*
*gives wheely chair* [chair]
*insert coin*

*gives assorted lengths of wire*
*inserts coin*

*gives a piece of paper that says "IOU"*
*insert coin*

*gives a bill*
*insert coin*

Neat!
*gives a cow [cow] *
*insert coin*

*gives a video of a ninja doing a flip*
*inserts coin*
Glad to see you are all enjoying this game :D

WOOO YOU ARE POSTING! =D YOU SHOULD KEEP POSTING WITH US!
*gives a poptart*
*insert coin*

*gives a broken graphics card*
*insert coin*

*gives a broken scanner* >.> Here you take it... It annoyed me
*insert coin*

*fixes it*
*Gives fixed scanner*
*insert coin*

OH YAY!
=D!!!
*gives luffles~!*
*insert coin*

*gives box f cheerios with a secret message in them*
*inserts Coin*

xD hahahahha
*gives secret message: "Oooooo!"*
*insert coin*

*gives note from Abe Lincoln that says "I thank those were Cheerio's Addy"*
*inserts Coin*

*gives elephant [ele] *
*insert coin*

gives you your own personal counterstrike nooblet to beat up*
*inserts coin*

*gives a party hat [birfday] *
*insert coin*

*gives you a smoothie*
*insert coin*

*gives companion cube [companion] *
*Inserts two coins*

*gets a happy cookie monster [cmon2] **gets a displeased cookie monster [cmon1] *
*insert coin*

*gives you some pop rocks*
*insert coin*

*gives you a hammock!*
*insert coin*

Aww neato!
*gives you a mushroom*
*insert coin*

*gives you a frankthebunny mask*
*inserts coin*

:3 Yay! I can take off my stupid man suit!
*gives grapes*
*insert coin*

*gives the elect0ral collage!*
*insert coin*

o.o I wonder how much Russia would pay for this. *plots*
*gives carbonation* For your flat beer of course.
*insert coin*

D; theres no more of it! *cries*
*gives you Marv [marvwave] *
*insert coin*

*Gives you a new beer*
*inserts coin*

*gives a new smiley suggestion (http://www.dandare.org/Dan%20Mario/BooBuddySmallAni.gif)*
*insert coin*

*gives a smiley slot*
*insert coin*

*gives a baby yoshi* (http://princessedesanes.free.fr/gifs/yoshimario/supermarioworld/bebeyoshirouge.gif)
*insert coin*

*SQUAAAARK!*
*Gives you a gig as a live DJ*
*insert coin*

xD WOOHOOO!
*gives you a battery and some sugar*
*insert coin*

*BLECH!*
*gives ◕◕3◕◕*
*insert coin*

;P
*gives you a ◕◕3◕◕*
*insert coin*

*gives you an Awesome Bunny [win] *
*insert coin*

*gives you an iPod?* [music]
*insert coin!*

*gives you O.o ? DR OCTOGONAPUS!/Ż/___________________________ BLARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!\_\ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ *
*inserts coin*

*Gives note that says "I think it broke"*
*insert coin*

*gives up*
*insert coin*

*gives down*
*insert coin*

*gives left*
*insert coin*

*gives right*
*insert coin*

*gives diagonal*
*inserts coin*

*gives vertical*
*insert coin*

*gives inverse*
*insert coin*

*gives horizontal*
*insert coin*

*gives a cute angle*
*insert coin*

yays!
*gives asian hat [asia] *
*insert coin*

*gives cotyledon*
*insert coin*

o.o... why thank you...
*gives a toasted human hand*
*insert coin*

*gives toasted human corpse*
*insert coin*

*gives amityville toaster*
*insert coin*

Oh, how we all miss Illwillpress.

*machine eats wesker*
*inserts coin*

Oh, how we all miss Illwillpress.
xD Give yourself 15 awesome points for recognizing my amityville toaster
*machine eats wesker*
*inserts coin*
:3 and you can have 5 points for that.
Also >=[ stupid machine ate my money
*gives Rory a superball*

YAY!!! My First Awesome Points!
*gives lots of luffles*
*inserts coin*

=D Yay!! Now go edit your siggy so its in thar >=3
*gives [lick] *
*insert coin*

I have! =D
*gives poke*
*inserts coin*

*gives jelly bean*
*insert coin*

*gives Taco*
*inserts coin*

*gives alarm clock*
*insert coin*

I don't like alarms, They wake me up.
*gives coin*
*inserts carrot*

*machines jams and spits 10 more awesome points at you*
*insert coin*

Yay more Awesome points!
*gives The Solution"
*inserts coin*

*gives a blank book*
*insert coin*

*gives blank colouring book*
*inserts note*

*machine gives not back*
*inserts crinkled money*

*machine coughs up crinkled money ball*
*inserts coin*

*makes om nom nom noises at you*
*insert coin*

*gives Tiki Mask*
*noms the side of machine*
*inserts coin*

*wears mask*
*looks at machine*
o.o *walks away*

I didn't get anything that time

Oh I knew there was something I forgot.. thats why i spent so long looking at the machine... o.o I just couldnt remember what I was supposed to do... *goes back and tapes "Out of order" sign on machine*
Someone outta fix this thing

Uh oh. If someone needs to fix it, what are we supposed to do now?

Fix it. *Gets the super glue*

*gets chainsaw* Great idea =D

I thought so! *tinkers with the wires* I need me some tape

*hands tape* =D

*somehow manages to wrap herself all up in tape*
:3 well this looks sorta fixed..... right?

lets find out. *inserts coin*

*smokes*

ADDY!!! Don't Smoke! It's bad for your health D=

i can't, I'm all taped up
that machine is doing that

Ohdear we do have a problem. MACHINE Stop smoking! It's bad for your health!

Machine: *coughs*

See! I told you!
*untapes addy*

:3 thanks... hmmm
*kicks machine*
*insert coin*

*machine collapses*
OHNO!

*uses the other machine*
*insert coin*
:3 good think 4M is always ready with backup

Yes it is *stares down the endless line of machines*
That would've cost a fortune.
*gives a Flaming Ducky*
*inserts coin*
Woah Dejavou

AHH! ITS HOT Dx
*gives a frozen duck*
*insert coin*

Cold!
*gives an Electric Ducky*
*Inserts Coin*

*gives evil ducky*
*insert coin*
D; shocked meh

Ahhh! Is Chasing Meh! D=
*gives hero ducky*
*hides*
*inserts coin*

Save him duckeh!
*gives keys to a brand new car*
*insert coin*

*gives Brand new car*
*inserts coin*

D; no keys
*gives lollipop*
*insert coin*

*gives popcorn*
*inserts coin*

*gives soda*
*insert coin*

*gives sodacorn*
*inserts coin*

*gives nothing*
[???]
*inserts coin*

:O
*gives bomomb*
*inserts coin*

*gives pizza*
[cowb]
*inserts coin*

*gives pizza pie*
Thats amore
*inserts coin*

*unplugs vending machine so he can vaccum the arcade floor*

*snickers* That guy just lost out on his money :3 *plays pacman*

*plugs the vending machine back in and unplugs pacman so he can vaccum around that area of the floor*

xD *inserts coin*

D= Seriously? That was the farthest I have ever getted
*gives hand held pac man game*
*insert coin*

*gives real life pacman*
*inserts coin*

*gives baby*
*inserts coin*

*gives lawsuit*
*insert coin*

o.o He doesnt need another baby....
*gives lawyer fees*
*insert coin*

*gives half a plastic lemon*
*insert coin*

*gives crackers.. I mean.. white people*
*insert coin*

*gives an unsharpened pencil*
*insert coin*

*plugs in Pacman and puts away the vaccum celaner*
*insert coin*

*gives vacuum cleaner*
*insert coin*

*gives a goomba*
*inserts coin*

*gives boots covered in Goomba brains*
*insert coin*

My brother is an italian plumber =D
*gives Key to Bowser's castle*
*inserts coin*

ADVENTURE~!
*gives feather*
*insert coin*

*turns into a flying raccoon* Well this is interesting
*gives flower*
ohno im out of coins!
*flies up and breaks a box*
*inserts coin*

D; i wanna feather to
*gives koopa*
*Koopa makes its attack*
*feather lost*
*mushroom falls from the sky*
*insert coin*

D= Flowers allow you to shoot fireballs from your hands.
*gives feather*
*eats mushroom and grows bigger*
*inserts coin*

*turns into raccoon bunny* YES! I AM EVEN CEWTER!
*gives flower*
*insert coin*

*gives hammock*
*insert coin*

:3 Donkey Kong has a hammock
*Gives banana bunch*
*insert coin*

*eats flower* YAY!
*gives floating mystery box*
*inserts coin*

*jumps on box*
*star power*
*epic upbeat music*
*drinks a red bull and runs around sparkling like a god mode vampire with too much hyperactivity and wings*
*gives a poptart*
*insert coin*

OMG A POPTART!!!!!! I've never had one before =D
*gives infinite star power*
*inserts coin*

YAY!
*gives candy cane*
*insert coin*

Om nom nom
*Gives [lchair] *
*inserts coin*

I DONT WANT THIS! *throws it away*
*gives [chair] *
*insert coin*

*gives [ele] *
*inserts coin*

*gives a Tasmanian devil* [taz]
*insert coin*

*gives giant ball* [kata]
*Insert coin*

YAY!
*gives cookies to throw at your screen*
*insert coin*

*gives a fig*
*insert coin*

*gives a kiwi*
*insert coin*

my computer screen doesn't like cookies
*gives a 6 pack of beer*
*insert coin*

*gives a ticket for DUI*
*insert coin*

oO i don't drive. and i gave the beer away
*gives ticket back*
*inserts coin*

*gives a poor service complaint*
*insert coin*

*gives an empty wallet*
*inserts coin*

tch...
*gives 5 bucks out of pity*
*insert coin*

=D thanks *puts $5 in wallet filled with millions of $*
*gives balloon*
*inserts coin*

*is horribly entertained by the balloon*
*gives an unnopened bottle of Nesquik chocolate milk*

hehe
*inserts coin*

*insert coin*

*gives donuts to alllllllllllllllllll!*
*insert coin*

Thanks addy =D
*gives party hat*
*inserts coin*

*gives cotton candy*
*insert coin!*

*gives dog food*
*insert coin*

*gives dog food soup*
*insert coin*

*gives Game Lessons*
*insert coin*

*gives chickarina soup*
*inserts coin*

*gives bad breath*
*insert coin*

*gives yoshi [yoshi] *
*inserts coin*

*gives bacon breathe mints*
*insert coin*

*gives a slobbery bow*
*insert coin*

YAY thanks =D
*Gives Cake*
*Inserts coin*

*gives nom nom song*
*insert coin*

=D
*gives apple pie*
*inserts coin*

*gives art!*
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3136/wheee.png)
*insert coin*

WOO AWESOME
*gives top prize*
*inserts coin*

*gives lemonade*
*insert coin*

*gives apple juice*
*inserts coin*

*gives giant lollipop*
*insert coin*

*gives cutlass*
*inserts coin*

*gives olive oil*
*insert corn*

*gives microwave*
*inserts coin*

*gives landmine*
*insert corn*

*gives snake*
*inserts coin*

*gives broken PC [ms] *
*insert corn*

*Gives Mac*
*inserts coin*

Well they work about the same [nyoro~n]
*gives tissues*
*insert coin*

o.o wow... corn works on this machine too?!?!!?
*gives corn*
*insert corn*

*gives popcorn*
*insert coin*

*gives puppy*
*insert coin*

*gives ducky*
*inserts coin*

This machine sure gives a lotta ducks.. o.o
*give duck feather pillow*
*insert coin*

Yup, machine likes duckies
*gives "Free hugs" Sign*
*inserts coin*

=3 yay *puts on free hugs sign*
*gives not so free hug*
*insert coin*

YAY!
*Gives panda [kungfu] *
*inserts coin*

you were just hugged by a machine
*gives FW voice recordings*
Creeper ;P
*insert coin*

*gives sad face D=*
i is not a creeper
*inserts coin*

*gives van filled with candy*
Sure look like a creeper to meeee
*insert coin*

Give me stuff like that and i'll look like one D=
*gives spiderwolf fanart*
*inserts coin*

*gives a bunny on your head*
*insert coin*

*gives addybunny fanart*
*inserts coin*

*gives spiderwolf drool*
*insert coin*

*wants his drool back*
*gives spiderwolf webbing*
*insert corn*

*gives spiderwolf drool*
*Insert coin*

*gives pet piranha plant*
*inserts coin*

*gives venonat*
*inserts coin*

*gives a thunderstone*
*insert corn*

*gives luffles*
*insert coin*

*gives nuzzles*
*inserts a gold coin*

*gives honey*
*inserts coin*

*gives bear*
*insert coin*

*gives tiger*
*inserts coin*

*gives lion*
*insert coin*

*gives "oh my"*
*inserts coin*

*gives wicked witch of the west*
*insert coin*

*gives more assignments*
*insert corn*

NOOO!
*gives a pack of matches*
*insert coin*

*gives little toy soldiers we can burn*
*inert corn*

*gives flying monkeys*
*inserts coins*

*gives magnifying glass*
*insert coin*

*gives glass of water*
*insert corn*

thanks!
*gives ice cubes*
*insert coin*

*gives whiskey*
*inserts cornonthecob*

*gives nothing*
*insert coin*

*gives jail time for providing alcohol to a minor*
*insert corn*

D; i got the jail time?!
*gives jail time too so I'm not alone*
*inset corn*

oh shucks! Awesome team is in jail agains!
*gives baloon animals*
*insert corn*

:3 yep we is, its ok, we're used to it
*gives helium tank*
*insert corn*

*gives skeleton key*
*insert corn*

*gives pony*
*insert coin*

*gives 2 get out of jail free cards*
*inserts coin*

o.o I need one of dems!
*gives peanuts and cracker jacks*
*insert coin*

*gives L plushie*
*inserts coin*

*gives carmelldansen*
*insert coin*

*gives cake*
*inserts coin*

*gives [nyoro~n] *
*inserts coin*

*gives rawr luffles*
*insert coin*

MINE!
*gives ROAR LUFFLES*
*insert corn*

MINE!
*gives seagull*
*insert corn*

*gives the seagull some bread*
*insert coin*

*gives lick on cheek [lick] *
*insert coin*

^^///^^
*gives a hankerchief*
*insert coin*

*gives solid gold bar*
*inserts coin*

*gives a painted rock*
*insert coin*

*Gives a flower*
*insert corn*

*gives nekomimi*
*inserts coin*

*gives neko signature*
(http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/4991/nekolove02.gif)
*insert coin*

*gives epic glomp* [neko02]
*inserts coin*

*gives less than epic glomp*
*insert corn*

*gives more than epic glomp*
*insert coin*

*gives [sumo] sized underpants*
*insert corn*

o.o wow...
*gives [rocket] human rocket suit*
*insert coin*
*goes back to essay writing*

*gives [neko02] professional writer*
*insert corn*

WOO! A CAT IS GONNA WRITE MY ESSAY!
*Gives a muffin*
*insert coin*

*gives portal cake*
*inserts coin*

*gives turtles*
*insert coin*

*gives a lie*
*insert coin*

*gives a truth!*
*insert coin*

*gives a post*
*insert corn*

*gives a card*
*insert coin*

*gives a sammich without cheese*
*insert corn*

*gives cheese*
*insert coin*

*gives a ruby encrusted gold circlet*
*insert coin*

*gives hair ball*
For you, Neko Master :3
*insert coin*

*gives a paper towel*
*insert coin*

*gives hand sanitizer*
*inserts coin*

*gives fish sticks*
*insert coin*

*gives sushi*
*inserts coin*

=D Yay!
*gives a sailboat*
*insert coin*

*gives reservations at a luxurious resort of your choice*
*inserts coin*

neat
*gives a sunflower*
*insert coin*

*gives an apple*
*inserts coin*

*gives a scuba suit*
*insert corn*

=D Scuba Steve! I think thats his name... from Big Daddy?
*gives monster energy drink*
*insert coin*

*gives his energy from the energy drink*
*insert corn*

WHOOOOO! I didnt even get any of the negative side effects from drinking it
*gives a sticker*
*insert coin*

*gives the negative side effects of his energy*
*insert corn*

crap...
*gives turkey gravy*
*insert coin*

*gives a fully working Big Daddy suit*
(http://www.bioshock2.org/wpcontent/uploads/2009/09/bioshock2.jpg)
*insert coin*

o.o no thanks
*gives a pack of gum*
*insert corn*

It probably smells like seawater anyways...
*gives a bucket filled with vanilla pudding*
*insert coin*

neat!
*gives a kazoo*
*insert coin*

*gives a handful of gum wrappers*
*insert coin*

YAY
*gives cake mix*
*insert coin*

*gives strawberry Jolly Ranchers*
*insert coin*

*gives eggs that broke*
*insert coin*

*gives a towel*
*insert corn*

*gives button that says "do not press"*
*insert coin*

*presses button*
*gives celebration*
*insert coin*

*gives $24*
*insert coin*

*gives HTML potatoes*
*insert coin*

Thank goodness i'm compatible [nyoro~n]
*gives Kudos bar*
*insert coin*

*gives klondike bar*
*insert coin*

*gives a Charlie Brown bobble head*
*insert coin*

*gives a bear tranquilizer to slow you down at posting*
*insert corn*

*gives.....*
*insert..........coin*

*gives another bear tranquilzer to slow you down in posting*
*insert coin*

**
*coin*

*gives glapes*
*insert coin*

*uhhhm*
*coin*

*gives uhmm*
*insert coin*

*gives strawberry shortcake*
*insert coin*

*gives another bear tranquilzer to hopefully slow Addy down in posting*
*insert coin*

*levels up to gain needle immunity*
*gives a lawsuit*
*insert coin*

:3 There's not stoppin meh!! BWAHAHAHAHH!
*gives tomatoes*
*insert coin*

*gives documentation in korean that excludes this vending machine from any lawsuit*
*insert corn*

*gives small tiger plushie*
*insert coin*

MINE!
*gives a $20*
*insert corn*

*gives no plushy, because if it were to give a plushy, it would be a spiderwolf plushy, and i already own it; also, you are the plushy :3*
*insert coin*

*gives a huggle*
*insert corn*

YAY!!
*gives a huggle also*
*insert corn*

*gives a lollipop bigger than your head*
*inserts coin*

*gives fried chicken*
*inserts coin*

*gives partially nommed on cracker*
*insert coin*

*gives venison*
*inserts coin*

*gives a cheese wheel*
*insert coin*

*gives duckison*
*insert corn*

*gives sheep*
*insert coin*

*gives a rusty nail*
*insert corn*

*gives tetanus shot*
*insert corn*

*gives a donut!*
*insert corn*

*gives a apple fritter!*
*insert corn*

*gives a lesson on 'a' and 'an'*
*Insert corn*

D; it wasnt an apple fritter at first, i switched it last second
*gives jerky treats*
*insert corn*

JERKY TREAAAAATS!!!
*gives cabbage*
*insert corn*

*gives walrus*
*insert coin*

*gives magic banana!*
*inserts coin*

*gives two kittens in a basket with some ribbons*
*insert corn*

*gives a puppy with a red bow on its collar*
*inserts corn*

Awww~!!!~!~!
*gives a frog, but it's really a prince!*
*insert coin*

*gives kiss*
*Insert coin*

*gives hug*
*insert coin*

*gives pug*
*insert coin*

*gives spaghetti*
*insert coin*

*gives really fat cat*
*inserts coin*

*gives a really big hotdog*
*insert corn*

*gives turkish orchestra*
*insert coin*

*gives orchid turkey*
*insert coin*

*gives root beer*
*insert coin*

*gives a ham sandwich*
*insert corn*

*gives a lawsuit for impersonating an officer*
*insert coin*

*gives a cupcake sammich*
*insert corn*

*gives five paper clips and a rubber band*
*insert corn*

*gives copperhead*
*insert coin*
xD emotions get the better of the best of us

*gives an cry of pain*
*insert coin*

*gives a needle with an eye*
*insert coin*

o.O
*gives a taco shell*
*insert coin*

*gives BunnyBrand headache relief*
*insert corn*

*gives a [heart] *
*insert corn*
WOW! =o I didnt know BunnyBrand came in headache relief too!

*gives chocolate hearts*
*inserts coin*

*gives marshmallows*
*insert coin*

*gives shark tooth flavored salad*
*insert coin*

*gives chili peppers*
*inserts coin*

*gives rock lobster*
*insert coin*

*gives Maine Lobsters*
*inserts coins*

*gives pennsylvania lobsters, not that we have those*
*insert coin*

[neko02]
*gives Carolina crabs!* (...no, the kind you eat with butter sauce and is all yummy)
*inserts coin*

*gives lice*
*insert coin*

*gives stale taco shells*
*insert coin*

*gives burrito*
*inserts coin*

*gives soured and molded dairy for burritos*
*insert coin*

*gives chocolate coins*
*insert coin*

*gives red socks purchased in Boston*
*insert coin*

*gives fancy hat*
*inserts coin*

*gives all the fingers that have ever been cut off of gloves*
*insert coin*

*gives list of complaints*
*insert corn*

*burns list with zippo*
*baby chick rises from the ashes, chewing bubble gum*
*chick blows bubble and floats high up into the air*
*give binoculars*
*insert coin*

*gives doubleedged sword*
*inserts coin*

*gives gutted sheep*
*insert coin*

*gives angry rattlesnake*
*inserts coin*

*gives a fluffy froggy*
*insert corn*

*gives plush panda doll*
*inserts coin*

*gives walrus*
*insert coin*

*gives a baby seal*
*insert coin*

*gives TM20*
*insert corn*

*uses rage*
*gives HM5*
*insert coin*

=D Yay! I have Flash :3
*gives TM28*
*insert corn*

*Captain is burrowing under the ground!*
*gives TM39*
*insert coin*

*AddyBunny uses swift*
*gives TM50*
*insert corn*

*gives AVG alert*
*insert coin*

*gives norton because i dun want it*
*insert corn*

You get a cocacola cap says the SEO Services (http://www.computerseo.com/). I hope you will like it because it is the limited edition especially distributed for the winter Olympics. I'm sure, vending machines are now scattered strategically near the game area.

SPAM BOT!
>=[

*gives "put it in the form of a vend, or your no better then them!"*
*insert coin*

*gives confusion*
*insert corn*

*gives praise*
*insert coin*

*gives Kittens*
*insert corn*

*gives trapezoid*
*insert coin*

*gives polygon*
*insert corn*

*gives a grand "IM BACK" yell*
*insert corn*

*gives IMissedYou Glomp*
*insert coin*

*gives special happy glomp*
*inserts coin*

*gives chain chomp romp glomp*
*insert coin*

*gives power tools*
*insert coin*

*gives weapons of mass destruction*
*insert corn*

*gives seaweed*
*insert coin*

*gives magic pollen that turns you into a sea horse*
*insert corn*

*gives Starcraft: Brood War mini guide*
*insert coin*

*gives guitar pick*
*insert coin*

*gives acorn mouse*
*insert coin*

*gives cheese squirrel*
*insert con*

*gives moldy peach*
*insert coin*

*gives a moldy pear*
*insert corn*

xDDDD I meant to say pear!! I was thinking of you when i typed that =[ i still messed up.. :3 oh well, my moldy pear!
*gives can of bear*
*insert corn*

I'ts ok, I had planned on having all sorts of moldy fruits on that site [nyoro~n]
*gives a moldy basket of even moldier fruits*
*insert corn*

*gives moldy chocolate covered strawberries*
*insert coin*

Eww D=
*gives taco shells*
*insert corn*

*gives the king's lettuce*
*inserty coin*

THE KING'S?! D= will he be mad?
*gives chicken feet*
(^ I saw some of them in a package thingy in the meat department at the store... they are so freaky man!!! o.O)
((^ Now I feel like willow...))
(((^ Thats okay...)))
((((^ Willow is cool beans!))))
(((((^ A lot of parenthesis huh?)))))
*insert corn*

*gives fake doctor certificate as an excuse for my prolonged absense*
*inserts coin*

*gives a llama*
*insert coin*

((chickens feet are pretty tasty tho not filling))
*gives chicken's foot bones*
*insert coin*

The dun sound gewd o.o
*gives a box of tissues*
*insert corn*

*gives an Addy*
*insert coin*

=D I own myself!
*gives a roll of toilet paper*
*insert coin*

*gives a toilet seat*
*insert corn*

*gives a toilet*
*insert corn*

*gives pipes*
*insert corn*

*gives water*
*insert corn*

TADA!!
*gives a free flush*
*insert corn*

WATAH GO DOWN DA HOOOOOLE!
*gives you nahnah bear*
*insert corn*

NANA GO DOWN THE HOOOOOOLE!
*gives you toottoot*
*Insert corn*

I dun remember a toot toot, was that the boat?
Oh well!!!
TOOT TOOT GO DOWN THE HOOOOOOOOOLE!
*gives you rubber duck*
*insert corn*

*gives cupcake powered train*
*insert coin*

*gives sneezles*
*insert corn*

((yush toottoot was the boat))
*gives a book on virus prevention*
*insert corn*

I dont need this, but I'll give it to my bro
*gives a hat*
*insert corn*

*puts on hat*
*gives bunny ears*
*insert corn*

*puts on bunny ears* =D i have 4 ears now!
*gives super ball*
*insert corn*

*gives megaball*
*insert coin*

*gives turnips*
*insert corn*

*gives broccoli*
*insert coin*

*gives cheese*
*insert corn*

*gives asparagas*
*insert corn*

*gives fountain*
*insert coin*

*gives wishing well*
*insert corn*

*gives a witches curse!*
*insert corn*

*gives a level 354 Star Mage*
*insert coin*

T_T FW cursed me...
*gives poisonous apple*
*insert corn*

*gives 101 ways to dispel curses*
*insert coin*

oh thank goodnesss~!
*gives magic elixir that tastes like strawberries!*
*insert coin*
It turns you into a poodle.

*Gives the antidote to Kinjo's poison*
*insert coin*

*gives yawn*
*insert coin*

*gives http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdLUp_LeyQk&feature=grec (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdLUp_LeyQk&feature=grec)*
*insert coin*

*gives broken taco shell*
*insert corn*

*gives half of a tomato*
*insert coin*

*gives the other half... with a worm in it!*
*insert corn*

*gives vending machine*
*insert coin*

*gives coin*
*insert vending machine*

*gives machine*
*insert coin vending*

*gives anger*
*insert coin*

*gives confusion*
*insert corn*

*gives Fynch's cat*
*insert coin*

*gives rooster calls*
*insert corn*

*gives Adelaide*
*insert coin*

I own myself.
*gives wurm breeder*
*insert corn*

Free at last!
*gives korn flake"
*insert corn*

*gives snow flakes*
*insert corn*

*gives dandruff flakes*
*insert corn*

*gives special shampoo*
*insert potato*

*gives black eye*
How dare you give me poison hair product!
*insert fist*

Here this will help you get your fist out of the machine.
*gives butter*
*insert coin*

o.o shoulda given him soap too
*gives them eye boogy things*
*insert corn*

A saw might work better
*gives postcard from Nepal*
*insert coin*

*gives hiccups*
*insert corn*

*gives two asterisks*
*insert coin*

*gives glapes*
*insert corn*

*gives shivs*
*insert coin*

*gives pie*
*insert coin*

*gives internet failure*
*insert corn*

*gives blessing*
*insert coin*

*gives slice of ham*
*insert corn*

*gives shellfish*
*insert coin*

*gives fish shell*
*insert corn*

*gives piroshgi*
*inset coin*

What is this?
*gives koi*
*insert korn*

It's a terrible mispelling of pirozhki, which is an individualsized baked or fried bun stuffed with a variety of fillings. The ones I have are filled with beef, egg and dill weed.
*gives cabbage soup*
*insert coin*

Yick, sounds gross
*gives soft pretzle*
*insert corn*

*gives soft salt*
*insert coin*

*gives soft butter*
*insert corn*

*gives hyena butter*
Do not eat it!
*insert coin*

*gives lemon wedge*
*insert corn*

*gives Mafia*
*insert coin*

*gives hitman*
*insert corn*

*gives Thief*
*insert coin*

*gives lollipop hat*
*inserts coin*

*gives a neko with a belly full of tuna*
*insert corn*

Cats arent actually supposed to eat fish; as the species was moved around the planet, they started having to eat fish, because certain cultures only had that to feed them, but in short it doesnt provide the necessary nutrients a kitty cat needs and isnt all that healthy for them. They like it because they like the taste, just like dogs enjoy chocolate, or most people enjoy deep fried foods.
Done ranting :3
*gives tuna with a belly full of neko*
*insert corn*

Tuna arent actually supposed to eat cats; as the species was moved around the planet, they started having to eat cats, because certain cultures only had that to feed them, but in short it doesnt provide the necessary nutrients a fishy needs and isnt all that healthy for them. They like it because they like the taste, just like dogs enjoy chocolate, or most people enjoy deep fried foods.
Done ranting :3
*gives a magpie*
*insert coin*

xD +30 awesome points
*gives rocks*
*insert corn*

I'm on a streak with teh APs
*gives reef wreath*
*insert coin*

*gives paper pirate hat*
*insert corn*

*gives Monkey Island*
*insert coin*

*gives cough drop*
*insert corn*

This will be perfect for my cough!
*gives poporing egg"
*insert coin*

=D good
*gives cow*
*insert corn*

*gives M.A.T.N.O.K.*
*insert coin*

*gives chips*
*insert corn*

*gives crackers*
*insert coin*

*gives cheese*
*insert corn*

*gives wine*
don't drink it for five years or until you get back to the homeland.
*insert coin*

o.o uhmm okay... wine is gross anyway
*gives dust bunny*
*insert corn*

*gives de ja vu*
*insert coin*

Wow, I coulda swore that happened to me before!!!
*gives watermelon*
*insert corn*

*gives inevitability*
*insert coin*

*get creditability*
*insert corn*

Stupid machine ate my coin!
*gives two sody pops*
*insert coin and kick machine*

*gives coin back*
*insert corn*

*gives apology in binary*
*insert coin*

*gives binary forgiveness*
*insert corn*

*gives a Java for Dummies book*
*inserts 2 coins*

D:< Yew callin meh a dummeh?
*gives a twin pop*
(http://www.roadsidescholar.com/wpcontent/uploads/2008/01/twinpop.jpg)
*insert corn*

*gives an english major*
*insert coin*

D:< I wanted to be a bio major.. crud...
*gives an bent coin*
*insert corn*

*insert coiin*
(am I doing it right?)

*gives an bag of chiips*
*insert coin*

D: Machine ate my coin!
*gives old cheese*
*insert corn*

*gives truthiness*
*insert coin*

*gives toasted human hand*
*insert corn*

*gives a bottle with a heart in it*
The possibilities are endless
*insert coin*

I GOTTA JAR OF DIRT! *plays ocarina (of time)*
*gives empty box*
*insert corn*

(= _ =) Hmmm... *wears box as a hat*
*gives a rotten tooth*
*inserts coin*

Oo I leik this guy :3
D: no i dont need this, I already need a root canal
*gives lollipop*
*insert corn*

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM! I want moar candy!!!
*a dust bunny plunks out of the machine, as in a literal dustbunny*
*insert coin*

=3 awesome
*gives asparagus labeled "candy"*
*insert corn*

*gives bathroom reader*
*insert coin*

*gives a USB cable*
*insert corn*

*gives tarantula*
*insert corn*

*gives banana bush*
*insert coin*

*gives scorpion*
*insert corn*

*gives sandy hole*
*insert coin*

*gives red chilli pepper*
*insert corn*

*puts it under a bridge*
*gives killer*
*insert coin

*gives a guitar autographed by RHCP*
*inserts coin*

*gives a bloody hair tie*
*insert corn*

*gives hairy blood.. tie?*
*insert corn*

*gives farfeth'd*
*insert coin*

*gives a seagull*
*insert corn*

*gives "I win"*
*insert coin*

*gives waffles*
*insert corn*

*gives cuppa OJ*
*insert coin*

*gives jelly beans*
*insert corn*

*gives jelly bellys*
*insert corn*

*gives lemons*
*insert corn*

*gives imaginary lemonade*
*insert coin*

*gives pink lemons*
*insert corn*

*makes pink lemonade*
*gives healing salve*
*insert coin*

*gives a salad*
*insert corn*

*makes saladade*
*gives kite*
*insert coin*

*gives tree*
*insert corn*

*gives waffles*
*inserts coin*

:D Oh i was wanting these!
*gives hugs*
*insert coin*

Yay!
*gives corn on the cob*
*inserts coin*

*gives a bent up fork*
*insert coin*

*gives resume*
*insert coin*

*gives acceptance letter* You are now my human slave, you are paid in... well you just arent paid.
*insert coin*

You are paid in corn!
*gives addy infinite amount of corn to pay kinjo*
*inserts coin*

*machine coughs up some more corn and a pea*
*insert coin*

AHH A PEA!
*gives a rock with bunny ears*
*inserts coin*

:Dc Just what i always wanted
*gives a rock without ears*
*insert coin*

this rock looks awfully a lot like that one that was talking to me before.
*gives 10 luffle points*
*inserts coin*

*gives a japanese doughnut*
*insert corn*

YAY FOOD!
*gives a cape*
*inserts coin*

*gives a root beer float*
*Insert coin*

*gives banana split*
*inserts coin*

*gives banana peel*
*inserts coin*

:D yay *throws banana peel* >:3 now i can advance in my cart race
*gives mario kart*
*insert coin*

*gives iTouch*
*inserted a coin*

Yay now i can race!
*gives music*
*inserts coin*

*gives application*
*inserts coin*

*gives fleas*
*insert coin*

*gives bandaid*
*insert coin*

*gives orange juice*
*insert coin*

*gives headache*
*inserts coin*

*gives aspirin*
*inserts coin*

*gives grilled cheese*
*inserts coin*

Mmmmm Cheese
*Give banquet not bouquet*
*inserts coin*

*gives rubber ducky*
*inserts coin*

another rubber ducky! :P
*gives a kitty cat*
*inserts coin*

*gives inspector gadget box set*
*inserts coin*

*gives yo mama, but she got stuck halfway down*
*insert coin*
:3c I've never been good at yo mama jokes

i lol'd
*gives penguin beak*
* inserts a coin*

XD oh yay C: it was funny :Dc
*gives turkey feathers*
*insert coin*

*gives target*
*inserts coin*

*makes target*
*inserts coin*

*gives walmart*
*insert coin*

bahaha nice.
*gives discount*
*inserts coin*

*gives laundry*
*inserts coin*

o.o
*gives laundry back*
*insert coin*

*gives youtube*
*insert coin*

ohmahlord i is rich. I own walmart and youtube now.
*gives life time supply of coins*
*inserts coin*

omg i just now understand the game :)
*melts the coins*
*gives dinosaur poster*
*inserts coin*

you do? really?
*gives rawr*
*inserts coin*

*gives roar*
*inserts coin*

mine
*gives car*
*inserts coin*

from my understanding who ever posts underneath, gets the item?
*gives pig*
*inserts coin*

*gives minivan*
*inserts coin*

what i post here, kinjo will receive
*gives doll that insults your country*
*inserts coin*

oh! :x
*gives the world wide web*
*inserts coin*

holy crap i am a rich person now! =D
*gives mansion*
*inserts coin*

woop!
*gives gold medal*
*inserts coin*

*gives disney world*
*inserts coin*

*gives staples*
*inserts coin*

:D Kinjo you lucky man.. you has staples
*gives ironing board*
*insert coin*

*gives FSM figurine*
*inserts coin*

*gives websites*
*inserts coin*

*gives pamphlet to the church of FSM*
*inserts coin*

*gives sorrow*
*inserts coin*

*gives mustard*
*insert coin*

*gives the gift of teaching*
*inserts coin*

*gives watermelon*
*inserts coin*

*gives freedom*
*inserts coin*
by the way google owns youtube... didn't know that, so when i gave you google you obtained youtube automatically, but it gave you youtube first so what ever i dont know

*gives microwave*
*insert coin*

*Gives oven*
*Insert coin*
Yeah i knew that anyhow bloo. Its awesome cause i own multiple million dollar companies.

*gives potty break*
*inserts coin*

*gives potty*
*inserts coin*

*gives RAMBO*
*inserts coin*

Watchout hes dangerous
*gives worlds greatest hiding place*
*inserts coin*

*gives the rocky horror picture show*
*inserts coin*

*gives little shop of horrors*
*inserts coin*

*gives fear*
*inserts coin*

*gives clown doll*
*insert coin*

*gives salty's full poop bag*
*inserts coin*

*gives clumps of kitty poo and litter*
*insert salty's full poop bag*
:I

*gives food network*
*inserts coin*

*gives nightmare before christmas doll*
*inserts coin*

*gives a puff or purple smoke*
*insert coin*

*gives heavy metal*
*inserts coin*

*gives shovel*
*insert coin*

*gives slinky*
*insert coin*

*gives applesauce*
*inserts coin*

*gives black ops*
*inserts coin*

*gives ice*
*insert coin*

*gives icing*
*inserts coin*

*gives hammer*
*insert coin*

*gives turkey*
*inserts coin*

*gives coin*
*insert turkey*

*turkey gets stuck in slot*
*inserts draino*

*gives draino saturated turkey*
o.o.... *inserts arcade token*

*gives arcade machine*
*inserts coin*

:D WOOOOO! *plays pacman*
*gives vacuum cleaner*
*insert coin*

*gives salty's potty bag full of goodies*
*inserts coin*

*gives toe nail clippings*
*insert coin*

*gives free hug*
*insert coin*

YAY!
*gives music*
*insert coin*

*inserts alcohol*
*gives coin*

o.o you just mixed up the order of things

*gives lol*
*inserts coin*

*gives monster truck*
*inserts coin*

*gives thanksgiving*
*inserts coin*

*gives cranberries*
*insert coin*

*gives pumpkin pie*
*inserts coin*

*gives turkey*
*insert coin*

*gives pain in the middle of the night due to overeating*
*inserts coin*

*gives toothpick in foot*
*insert coin*

*gives bandaid*
*inserts coin*

:D thanks!
*gives muffins*
*insert coin*

*gives socks*
*inserts coin*

*gives water*
*insert coin*

*gives howls moving castle dvd*
*inserts coin*

I LOVE THIS MOVIE!
*gives DVD player*
*insert coin*

*gives breakfast*
*inserts coin*

*gives lunch*
*insert coin*

* Gives a Fortune cookie
* inserts coin

*gives pretzel sticks*
*insert coin*

Yumm pretzel Sticks!
* gives gummy bunnys
* inserts Coin~!

nom nom nom
*gives turkish soldiers*
*insert coin*

* Dies From their teroristic taste and cannot Insert a coin..

*gives aspirin*
* inserts coin*

*gives Free Willy VHS*
*insert coin*

*out comes a Sol plushie; it feels warm yet soft*
*insert coin*

*gives hypnotoad*
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zRXMaOz3Eg/TEQnc9JM6RI/AAAAAAAAANk/TaVEKNnTevU/s1600/hypnotoad.gif)
*insert coin*

*hypnotized*
*gives ghosts*
*inserts coin*

*gives 1up mushroom*
*insert coin*

*gives a tree*
*inserts coin*

*gives lights*
*insert coin*

*gives AXE*
*inserts coin*

o.o thanks?
*gives a chocolate chip*
*insert coin*

*gives the word "THERE"*
*inserts coin*

*gives conjunction*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkO87mkgcNo
*inserts coin*

*gives goose*
*inserts coin*

*gives moose*
*insert coin*

*gives nap*
*inserts coin*

I thank goodness, I really needed one of those
*gives caffeine*
*insert coin*

*gives sprite*
*inserts coin*

*gives omelette*
*insert coin*

*gives kawaii*
*inserts coin*

:D YAY~!
*gives taco sammich*
*insert coin*

*gives xfiles collection*
*inserts coin*

*gives x files to FW*
*gives a monkey wrench*
*insert coin*

*gives hall and oats*
*inserts coin*

*gives cough drop*
*insert coin*

*gives burp*
*inserts coin*

*gives two waffles and a stick of butter*
*insert coin*

*gives more wrapping paper*
*inserts coin*

*gives picture*
*inserts coin*

*gives tape*
:< I gawt all tangled in it..
*insert coin*

I noticed :F
*gives ribbon*
*inserts coin*

*gives the new chevy volt*
*inserts coin*

D: Duckkk! I missed you last night!
*gives toaster oven*
*insert coin*

*gives merlot*
*inserts coin*

*gives smilies*
*insert coin*

*gives fw*
*inserts coin*

>:3 How did he get in thar? :Dc
*gives Kinjo*
:Dc Now you own yourself..
*insert coin*

*gives orange chicken*
*inserts coin*

nom nom nom nom nom nom
*gives sesame chicken*
*insert coin*

*gives tofu wings*
*inserts coin*

ewwy
*gives rock lobster!*
*insert coin*

*gives texas holdem*
*inserts coin*

Ew... texas hold em
*gives a deck of cards*
*insert coin*

*gives deck of UNO cards*
*inserts coin*

*gives fw a hard time*
*inserts coin*

*gives mushroom*
*insert coin*

*gives water*
*inserts coin*

*gives spaghetti*
*insert coin*

*gives joke*
*inserts coin*

*gives better joke*
*inserts coin*

*gives laughter*
*insert coin*

*gives chinese food*
*inserts coin*

*gives fortune cookie*
*insert coin*

*gives santa*
*inserts coin*

YAYYY!
*gives rudolph*
*insert coin*

*gives melted snowman*
sorry, it spent to long in Aus
*inserts coin*

*gives maple story moneys*
*inserts coin*

*gives MESO*
*inserts coin*

*gives new header*
*inserts coin*

*gives old header*
(http://4mchan.org/Forum/gallery/1_02_05_09_4_15_44.gif)
*inserts coin*

*gives nap*
*inserts coin*

*gives sneezles*
*insert coin*

*gives blessing*
*inserts coin*

*gives disney world tickets*
*inserts coin*

D; Lucky duck
*gives ice*
*insert coin*

*gives freezing 60 degree weather*
*inserts coin*

:P Thats not freezing, here have my weather!
*gives freezing below 0 weather*
*insert coin*

60 degree weather over here would kill you!
*Gives hat*
*inserts coin*

*gives doggy bags*
*inserts coin*

*gives toilet paper*
*insert coin*

*gives tissue*
*inserts coin*

Woop Christmas in 2 hours!
*gives presents*
*inserts coin*

*gives stockings filled with candy!*
*inserts coin*

*gives reindeer*
*insert coin*

*gives tron*
*inserts coin*

*gives waffle*
*insert coin*

.*gives Christmas presents*
*inserts coin*

*gives christmas*
*insert coin*

*gives day after christmas*
*inserts coin*

darn eet :<
*gives bills*
*insert coin*

*gives debt*
*inserts coin*

*gives horrible credit*
*insert coin*

*gives loan*
*inserts coin*

*gives more debt apparently*
*insert coin*

*gives debt solutions*
*inserts coin*

*gives Finances for Dummies*
*insert coin*

*gives ability to toast again*
*inserts coin*

*gives fw a hug*
*inserts coin*

YAAAAAAAY NOW MAEK A BIO!
*gives demands*
*insert coin*

*gives muppet's comic*
*inserts coin*

*gives a sock... a single dirty sock*
*insert coin*

*gives stick of butter found in laundry*
*inserts $5 in change*

*gives $10 in pennies*
*insert coin*

*gives used piece of paper*
*inserts coin*

*gives rabbit food*
*insert coin*

*gives fried spider*
*inserts coin*

*gives fried waffle*
*insert coin*

*gives deep fried bacon*
*inserts coin*

Ew.
*gives deep fried shrooms*
*insert coin*

*gives 4m*
*inserts coin*

*gives fever*
*insert coin*

*gives netflix*
*inserts coin*

:D wooooo!
*gives netflix bill*
*insert coin*

*gives collections*
*inserts coin*

*gives turbotax*
*insert coin*

*gives subway*
*inserts coin*

The sammich store or the underground train thing?
*gives tucan*
*insert coin*

*gives subway tracks*
*inserts coin*
:P

*gives Subway sammich*
*insert coin*

*gives Adelaide, Australia*
*inserts coin*

>:3 YES! I OWN A PART OF AUSSIE!
*gives Pedigree dog food*
*insert coin*

*gives question*
*inserts coin*

*gives answer*
*insert coin*

*gives back pain*
*inserts coin*

I'm not old yet, you can keep it :3
*gives fountain of youth*
*insert coin*

i had back pain at 15... doesn't matter your age
*gives chiropractor coupon*
*inserts coin*

:3 I dont have back pain
*gives Aunt Jemima*
*insert coin*

*gives mamma mia*
*inserts coin*

HERE WE GO AGAIN! MY MY!
*gives wicked*
*insert coin*

*gives dancing lessons*
*inserts coin*

*gives singing lessons*
*insert coin*

*gives hurtful words*
*inserts coin*

*gives dictionary*
*insert coin*

*gives joke book*
*inserts coin*

*gives music*
*inserts coin*

*gives hologram idol*
*inserts coin*

x.x creepy
*gives insect nest*
*insert coin*

*gives money*
*inserts coin*

YAY!
*gives empty birthday card*
*insert coin*

*gives mod*
*inserts coin*

*gives pirates*
*insert coin*

*gives Somalians*
*inserts coin*

*gives angry tigers*
*insert coin*

*gives star ocean*
*inserts coin*

*gives kittens*
*insert coin*

*gives return of The Good Captain*
*inserts coin*

*gives toast*
*inserts coin*

*gives P90*
*inserts super mario coin*

*gives sardines*
*insert coin*

*hands sardines back*
*inserts 2 coins*

D: i dont want these.
*gives back two times the amount of sardines*
*insert coin*

*puts sardines back in ocean* BE FREE MY PRETTIES!
*insert corn*

*gives one up*
*inserts coin*

Woot! a life!
*gives blue shell from mario*
*inserts corn*

:D
*sardines are later eaten by a whale*
*gives yoshi egg*
*insert coin*

*rides yoshi and uses him for a double jump*
*inserts corn*

:0 yew cant do that with a baby yoshi, yew will squish em
*gives yoshi abuse charges*
*insert corn*

*gives applesauce*
*inserts corn*

*signs over yoshi abuse rights to Girugamesh*
*inserts corn*

o.o
Ducky now has rights to abuse yoshis?! BLASPHEMY!
*gives liver lobsters*
*insert corn*

*gives liver lobsters to baby hitler*
*inserts corn*

*gives soap to homeless iguanas*
*inserts coin*

>:[ Yew are nawt giving me mah rewards *kicks machine* STOP EATIN MAH MONEHS!
*gives rage*
*insert corn*

*gives chill pill*
*inserts coin*

:Dc Yay! Drug machine!
*gives LSD*
*insert corn*

*gives heroin, i mena adrenaline*
*inserts corn*

*gives permanent marker*
*inserts coin*

:Dc ADRENALINE? I COULD USE SOME ENERGY! *takes adrenaline*
*gives washable marker*
*insert coin*

*gives more coins*
*inserts corn*

:Dc
*gives pancakes*
*insert corn*

omnomnom
*gives chikan and watermelon*
*insets corn*

*gives sammich*
*insert coin*

Woop sammich.
*gives keks*
* inserts corn*

om nom nom nom nom
*gives kuchen* :Dc
*insert coin*

I'm a man what good is a kitchen to me!
*returns previous prize*
*inserts corn*

D:< IT IS CAKE!.. But now.. Now the cake is a lie. Because I ate it. :I
*gives eine Küche*
:L *insert coins*

*gives POGO*
*inserts coin*

*gives chocolate chip muffins*

*gets nothing as no corn was inserted*
*inserts corn*

*gives manga*
*inserts corn*

*machine implodes from corn overdose*
*looks at it confused*

Dx Wai ducky?! WAAAAAIIII!!!! :I This is why I didnt put my corn in the machine

*gives repair man*
*inserts coin*

YAY!
*gives plumber~!*
*insert corn*

*gives electrician*
*inserts coin*

*Gives AIDs.*
*Inserts coin with string attached.*
*Waits five seconds and pulls out.*

*gives you troll face*
*insert coin*

*gives central heating*
*inserts coin*

YAY!
*gives central air conditioning*
*inserts coin*

*gives rainy weather*
*inserts coin*

YAY RAIN!
*gives snowy weather~!*
*inserts coin*

*gives snow back*
*inserts coin*

:I Do not want
*puts snow in machine*
*gives pocket full of sunshine*
*insert coin*

*gives vistaprint*
*inserts coin*

*gives new member friend that you didnt even welcome :'(*
*insert coin*

*gives new member a welcome*
*inserts coin*

*Gives fish and chips*
*insert coin*

*gives mcdonald's*
*inserts coin*

*Gives a disease that you don't want*
*insterts coin*

*gives nap*
*insert coin*

*gives country music*
*inserts coin*

*Gives a needle filled with god knows what*
*inserts coin*

*gives a penny*
*insert coin*

*gives chickanbone*
*inserts coin*

*Gives a Kinjo Kat*
*Inserts Quarter*

*Gives Daytona USA *
*inserts coin*

*Gives you 1UP*
*Inserts Coin*

*gives hiccups*
*inserts coin*

*Gives back hiccups and then gives the prize which is a chicken doll*
*Insert Coin hoping to get post 1 on page 51!!!*

GEWD JAWB
Holy..... theres a lot of pages goin on...
c: Captain should come back and look at how far his first topic got!
*gives taco pizza*
*insert coin*

Thanks :D
*Gives a Papaya Tree*
*Insert coin*

nomnomnomnomnommnomnomnom
*gives tv*
*inserts coin*

Watches it for a bit then gets bored sadly :( lool.
*gives Majestic Stallion*
*insert coin*

*gives PS3*
*insert coin*

*gives Ring Advertisement for IMVU at the bottom*
*insert coin*

*gives xbox 360*
*insert coin*

*gives cheeseburgers*
*Insert Coin*

*gives tissues*
*insert coin*

*gives turbine engine from a Boeing 366*
*insert coin*

o.o *stares at it* I don't know what to do with this *pokes it with a stick*
*gives stick*
D: Where did my stick go? I was gonna poke this some more..
*inserts coin*

*Eats stick like it was some meat* Oh Jeez I really wish I had some raw meat right now!
Oh hayyy Raw meat!
*Gives Addy Raw Meat*
:(((( My meats...
*Insert Coinage*

*gives Chickan teh raw meats* Ewwy
*gives rock lobster*
*insert coin*

ALRIIIIGHT!!!!
*Gives a fiddle*
*insert coin*

FIDDLE DIDDLE DEEEEE~
*gives pancakes*
*inserts waffles*

*Lathers some sirup on those BAD BOIS and chows down!*
*Gives a lasso*
*insert Coin*

* gives lumber jack*
*insert coin*

*Gives tortilla*
*insert coin*

*gives HPV shot*
*insert coin*

*Gives Bandaids*
*Insert coin*

*gives hot sauce*
*insert coin*

*gives back her virginity*
"insert 2 coins"

@pilot: Hmm, I smell trolling.

:u do you feel cool for saying that pilot? because no one else is too terribly impressed or thought you were witty by saying it, and from my perspective it just seems like an idiotic thing to say. I'm not feeding the trolls, but maybe you should think a little before you post dumb stuff.
Best regards, the Bunny.
*gives omega fried chicken*
*inserts coin*

*gives Addy tylenol*
*inserts coin*
(I lol'd at your rage :))

(that wasnt nearly the rage I started with :P that was just plain an idiotic thing to say)
:D thanks!
*gives Fruit2O water*
*insert coin*

(haha :P)
FRUIT2O???
*gives mcDonalds*
*insert coin*

what kinda mcdonalds?
*gives maid. of the french variety. but its a french man maid.*
*inserts coin*

Ahh descriptions! lol kk it was a good ol' Big Mac :o
*gives high five*
*insert coin*

no pickles or onions?
*gives low five*
*insert coin*

Nawp bigmacs don't come with onion but I'll ask for no pickles!
*gives five dollars*
*insert coin*

and no mustard?
*gives 12 dollars*
*insert coin*

*gives a banana*
*inserts coin*

*gives apple*
*insert coin*

Big Mac comes with Thousand Island Dressing two all american beef patties put between one layer of cheese with a club bun in the center followed by lettuce and pickles Yours would not have pickles :D
It's quite good :D
*gives an apple and banana*
*insert coin*

can i have ranch dressing instead?
*gives an orange*
*insert coin*
P.s. you eat too much mcdonalds

I make toons for them I gotta also for some odd reason it doesn't make me fat and I like the taste!! :D
I'm too skinny :( and I suppose I can give you Ranch dressins!
*gives a ranch dressin bigmac*
*insert coin*

:D YAY! I redefined the big mac :B
*gives coupon book*
*insert coin*

Yes you did :D
*Gives metallurgy*
*insert coin*

*gives turkey*
*inserts coin*

*gives turducken*
*insert coin*

*gives ham*
*inserts coin*

*gives bacon*
*insert coin*

*gives a cold*
*insert corn*

D; thanks..
*gives medicine*
*insert corn*

*gives rabbit food*
*inserts coin*

:3
*gives waffles*
*insert corn*