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My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« on: June 10, 2009, 09:00:30 PM »
What the hell... She left me for a 4th grader

immalilcoconut5 (5:36:02 PM): lol o i wantd to tell u im in love with a 4th grader

pilotofdoom0 (5:36:13 PM): haha right..

immalilcoconut5 (5:36:31 PM): o no im in love with him

pilotofdoom0 (5:36:44 PM): lol, i dont get it

immalilcoconut5 (5:37:13 PM): im in love with a 4th grader..he is rly funny and super hot, and rly strong and stuff

pilotofdoom0 (5:37:14 PM): is he my competition? or is he just "adorable"

immalilcoconut5 (5:37:40 PM): no hes rly funny and rly hot..and in 4th GRADE!

pilotofdoom0 (5:37:51 PM): yeah.. but so am i, except im in 9th grade

immalilcoconut5 (5:38:04 PM): true, but he is in 4th

pilotofdoom0 (5:38:09 PM): your kidding right?

immalilcoconut5 (5:38:18 PM): lol ya well idk..

pilotofdoom0 (5:38:22 PM): wow

pilotofdoom0 (5:38:33 PM): so, you like a 4th grader?

immalilcoconut5 (5:38:53 PM): yeah, he's amazing

pilotofdoom0 (5:38:57 PM): cuz hes 4th grade?

immalilcoconut5 (5:39:11 PM): no, just cuz hes amazing

pilotofdoom0 (5:39:14 PM): i think this is a joke

immalilcoconut5 (5:39:43 PM): k, well its not

pilotofdoom0 (5:39:45 PM): i dont see how you would like a 4th grader over me

immalilcoconut5 (5:40:24 PM): idk why either, i just fell in love with him

pilotofdoom0 (5:40:31 PM): lol im confused

pilotofdoom0 (5:40:54 PM): is this that thing where u think little kids are really cute, or you actually like him?

immalilcoconut5 (5:40:56 PM): he is a 4th grader..i have been hanging with him the past 2 days..hes just rly funny and nice

immalilcoconut5 (5:41:15 PM): he is rly super hot no joke, and i rlly like him

immalilcoconut5 (5:41:17 PM): im sorry.. he is better than you

pilotofdoom0 (5:41:27 PM): no way he is better than me, you have known me for months, and him for 2 days!

immalilcoconut5 (5:41:36 PM): yeah, its wierd, but im in love with him

pilotofdoom0 (5:41:45 PM): you mean you think hes cute

immalilcoconut5 (5:42:06 PM): no, i rlly love him

immalilcoconut5 (5:42:13 PM): i rlly like him more than you

pilotofdoom0 (5:42:15 PM): wow.. talk about pedo..

immalilcoconut5 (5:42:20 PM): lol

immalilcoconut5 (5:43:01 PM): i think your a bit jelous

pilotofdoom0 (5:43:21 PM): jelous of a 4th grader? thats no competition

immalilcoconut5 (5:43:31 PM): o lol

immalilcoconut5 (5:43:38 PM): yeah, sorry, but i think im leaving you for him

pilotofdoom0 (5:43:44 PM): lol, yeah right

immalilcoconut5 (5:44:42 PM): seriously, he was following me today cuz they had a carnival at his school, and i was with my mom their, cuz u know she teaches there, and he was just rly funny..but im mor likely to date him cuz he is just so amazing

immalilcoconut5 (5:44:55 PM): but he is rly rly rly hot..i cant lie about tht

pilotofdoom0 (5:45:09 PM): ok

immalilcoconut5 (5:45:23 PM): yup

immalilcoconut5 (5:45:35 PM): and his muscles r huge!

pilotofdoom0 (5:45:54 PM): ok.. seriously stop

immalilcoconut5 (5:46:05 PM): ya but thts all, and i dont get why ur upset i would like him over you

pilotofdoom0 (5:47:38 PM): ya know.. everything u said there pretty much is kinda describing me lol

immalilcoconut5 (5:47:56 PM): yeah, i know thats true, but he is just better cuz he is 4th grade

immalilcoconut5 (5:48:04 PM): lol

pilotofdoom0 (5:48:11 PM): i still think your bluffing

immalilcoconut5 (5:48:37 PM): o lol he was comparing his muscles to me so he could be strongr and tallr

pilotofdoom0 (5:48:46 PM): he is taller than you?

immalilcoconut5 (5:49:06 PM): ya

pilotofdoom0 (5:49:08 PM): how tall is he?

immalilcoconut5 (5:49:16 PM): 5'2"

pilotofdoom0 (5:49:22 PM): still shorter than me though

immalilcoconut5 (5:49:27 PM): yeah, but he is 4th grade

pilotofdoom0 (5:49:34 PM): but u like tall guys, and im 5'6"

immalilcoconut5 (5:49:41 PM): k..?

pilotofdoom0 (5:49:44 PM): exactly, why would you pick him?!!

immalilcoconut5 (5:50:51 PM): omg, why dont you get it, youngest is the cutest lil thing



(stopped talking cuz i stopped responding)



immalilcoconut5 (5:53:57 PM): anyway...

pilotofdoom0 (5:54:08 PM): this is wierd

WHAT THE [cen]  IS HER PROBLEM


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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2009, 09:08:03 PM »
wow... can we all AIM "immalilcoconut5" and call her a pedo??

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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2009, 09:09:59 PM »
uhh no, cuz then she'd get even more mad at me, cuz i want to work this out.. sorta

Ya know pilot, even though i make fun of you a lot.. i actually admire you
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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2009, 09:12:47 PM »
she is coconuts [spot]

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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2009, 09:13:40 PM »
hence the name.. immalilcoconut5

Ya know pilot, even though i make fun of you a lot.. i actually admire you
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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2009, 09:19:48 PM »
What the shit. I hope Addy-chan won't get mad at me for saying this, but girls are REALLY stupid sometimes. And I mean REALLY FRICKEN stupid. [rulez] [rulez] [rulez] [rulez]

Just leave her now. If she's like that, she's not even frickin worth your time. By the way... I'm pretty sure a fourth grader doesn't even know what s'e'x' is and even at that, doesn't even know what a relationship is.

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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2009, 09:21:57 PM »
ur probly right, i dont get her right now.. i certainly hope she is just kidding about this

Ya know pilot, even though i make fun of you a lot.. i actually admire you
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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2009, 09:33:16 PM »
*falls out of his chair laughing*

But seriously. A girl who could leave you like that isn't worth the trouble. Don't bother trying to get back in a relationship with the wonderful person.
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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2009, 09:48:02 PM »
i agree, if a girl your going out with admits she likes other guys to you
 
its a garenteed fail, find a better girl

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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2009, 10:16:55 PM »
yeah your right, but its a 4th grader, i cant believe she wants to go out wit a 4th grader!!!!

Ya know pilot, even though i make fun of you a lot.. i actually admire you
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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2009, 11:07:24 PM »
*snicker*
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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2009, 11:13:52 PM »
turns out she still likes me.. she just also likes a 9 year old, which when she said that.. it was over..

Ya know pilot, even though i make fun of you a lot.. i actually admire you
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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2009, 11:58:09 PM »
What the shit. I hope Addy-chan won't get mad at me for saying this, but girls are REALLY stupid sometimes. And I mean REALLY FRICKEN stupid. [rulez] [rulez] [rulez] [rulez]

Just leave her now. If she's like that, she's not even frickin worth your time. By the way... I'm pretty sure a fourth grader doesn't even know what s'e'x' is and even at that, doesn't even know what a relationship is.

I'm not mad lol! ;D I think a lot of girls are stupid, I say it to their faces... They act all awesome and wonderful, like they have the right to be a wonderful person to everyone else, but they aren't going anywhere in life except to the corner, because their IQ is that of a rock. Like seriously, this girl next to be in biology acts all "You should do what i say because I'm more popular than you" because she tries to get with every guy in the room so all the guys are all warmed up to her... and not with only 4 days to go she is looking at a 53% and wondering where she went wrong (at my school 70% is the lowest passing grade you can get and D is not a possible letter grade; it goes A, B, C, F.) Girls are stupid... Most of the time... (Not to say guys are any better, because a lot of them are dumb as stones too.)

As it goes for this mess, pilot, you are in 9th grade. This boy, he is in 4th grade. If either of you is more mature and capable of holding onto a relationship, it is you; not him, because I'm sure he still laughs when people say "poopie". Also, she isn't in love with him, because you can't fall in love in a mere two days, but you can fall into this little thing we call infatuation, which is often confused with love, but is really just lust.

At his age, where puberty hasn't hit, relationships are only maintained so that he can feel cool, and act older; its more of a selfish scheme, than when older kids date. The purpose of dating for humans, is more of a mating ritual, where you date, fail, and realize this person is not suitable to mate with, so you move on to another person and get to know them more, to see if they are more suitable. The problem with jumping into a relationship too fast, is mating with an unsuitable partner, and then breaking up, throwing a child into limbo. Keep things casual when you date, don't date to wed, date to know each other. That is the difference between you dating and a 4th grader dating.

They will break up, it's a waste worrying. People fall in and out of love, people have their hearts broken, and they break hearts. It's part of the process. Not to mention the fact that girls mature faster than guys, usually, and so while she's maturing, he will remain childish, and she will become sick of his antics. Also, assuming the two of you are in the same grade, and going off PA state law (simply because I don't know what state you live in) dating someone more than 4 years younger than you, is illegal. This law tends to be the same depending on state, but I think a few have a different variation. This means if they kiss, she can get in trouble with the law, simply because she is older.

Also, yes he almost definitely knows what s'e'x is, just doesn't entirely understand the concept of it. Not to mention he is too young to want something of a girl, until his hormones become active after puberty.

That whole conversation seemed ridiculous, to say the least, because she is stupid for even thinking she is in love with a boy she has known for 2 days. She isn't thinking things through entirely, and I imagine she is just looking for change. 7th and 8th grade tend to be very juvenile years of dating for girls, because they are just now starting to understand it to the fullest and are beginning to experience true dating for the first time. It is more of a cutesy competition among girls to get guys based on purely appearance than personality. This mentality remains partially in 9th grade, and then warps into a more mature mentality, for the rest on high school and so forth.

Trust me, she is saving you time, because at your age, neither of you were going to wed, in fact, you two were using each other to understand the basics of dating and withholding a relationship, and now you are given the opportunity to try again.

Finally, she probably does just think he's cute, I think they are cute (just not on a dating level, but on an awww! look, its a little kid! level) Girls tend to be fond of younger kids because they are still innocent, sweet, friendly, nice, cute, and naive. They are easy to dominate and control, and they are even easier to play as their puppet, due to their being naive. When she states he's nice, that's pretty obvious because he is still young, and when she states he is funny, again hes in that mentality where games and joking is what life is all about.

;D Trust me, I'm a girl, I know how we tend to be, or at least how other's tend to be. I've had to live with them for long enough and understand this one principle to life:

"All girls are wonderful persones
All guys are asses
There is no use in denying it"


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And I won't deny I'm a wonderful person, because I know I am. But I'm not a bad person either. Red can most likely vouch for that, am I right? ;P


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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2009, 12:56:53 AM »
Well, not if you change the other's screen name.. but he did not... =/
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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2009, 01:06:30 AM »
eh, who cares, besides, thanks to ade for saying that! i realized that she will probly want me back after a date with the little boy..

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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2009, 01:27:03 AM »
=D Thanks (BTW, please don't shorten Addy to Ade because it is easier to type, lol Ade would be pronounced aid... =P)

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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2009, 02:03:18 AM »
O.O Really? Ya think so?!
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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2009, 05:35:25 AM »
thats wierd

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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2009, 07:47:42 AM »

 because I'm sure he still laughs when people say "poopie".

poopie!!!!

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Re: My girlfriend fell in love with a 4th grader...
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2009, 08:04:37 AM »
I'll admit it, kinjo made me laugh. LOL.

At any rate,

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This, sir. This just made me double facepalm. This is the most disgraceful load of garbage I've ever read in my life.

This is why I reinforce the age in which we are allowed to legally reproduce. If this wasn't the case, there would be idiots like this running around everywhere. I would also like to reference the movie Idiocracy. If you've seen the film, you would have noticed the scene in which man declined - The stupid guy with the mullet going around doing all those random girls (One of which I think was his sister, I believe...) and impregnating them. The more these 'animals' continue to mate, the dumber and dumber our society becomes. Again, some people should should not have the privilege of using the internet. This is clear proof of why I say that. Sadly, I'll never get to see a state of aesthetic individuals sharing information intelligently over the internet, because you people keep on living and reproducing. Thanks for ruining the internet, and potentially destroying humanity. For your sake, I hope she does end up screwing the little shit so she can get locked away in jail for pedophilia and not 'contribute' to (or should I say pollute?) the gene pool.