Right! This is a common forum game but I'm pretty sure you don't have it yet.
Rules: these are simple!
1. To receive an item you must first deposit a "coin" like so "inserts coin"
2. Once the post above you has inserted a coin you are to give them an Item. It can be as outrageous as you like
3. Once you have given them an item it is your turn to insert a coin!
So here goes. I'll start.
"inserts coin"