A lone nerd sits in a hot living room, at 1:30 in the morning, in New York City. He just finished watching "Street Fighter 2: the Animated Movie", a fan rustles in the background. the tumbling of a dryer echos, never stopping...tumble...tumble....He name is that of divine origin. AnimeFreeze. Ha...Saying the name puts the taste of ice cream in one's mouth. He sits at his computer, going to the 4M. Saddened by absurd Guitar Hero 4 topics....he realized, Some Games NEED TO DIE.
Here are my top 5 games/game series that need to die.
5. Guitar Hero
Yes, Guitar Hero. I don't mind Rock Band. It doesn't release 4 games each year. It however, gives me FREE songs if i am a PS3 owner, Or if I'm a 360 owner is let's me choose what songs I like instead of making me buy a whole new game. Oh, you say the new Guitar Hero game that comes with drums and such will destroy Rock Band? Go to IGN and look up Rock Band 2 ASSWIPE.
ROCK BAND,
YEAH!
4. Resident Evil
In a world of 10 million separate storylines, the same plot and gameplay. Just end it. Please just make one REALLY GOOD zombie game instead of releasing 10 half shit ones.
3. Anything Mario
This one is simple: Give
ing Luigi a
ing chance you
ing mushroom eating so called "brother". The games are fun, But things are getting repetitive.
2. Halo
Yeah, great fun and all. Halo is great....
...
...No, no it isn't. Shitty deaths, repetitive game play, 5 year old level 50s. Shitty new maps that cost an arm and a leg. Halo 2 was great, Halo 3 sprayed some febreeze and served it "hot" from the microwave. Not to mention their "Hardcore", is actually quite the opposite. Halo is for wannabee players who want to be "Hardcore".
1. Pokemon
Ahh Pokemon, beloved by all....Until we grow up and see that it is
ing rip off. Same Shit, Different Pokemon.
Honorary Mention. Final Fantasy
Yes, shocking coming from me. I say make one masterpiece game to shock the world, have downloadable quests. And end it. This time make it "Final".
PS. Don't hurt me Hironobu Sakaguchi, I still love you.